Video games ARE causing violence.
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It was one of my dads earlier computers. Solitaire... it used us. Played with our minds, made us do wicked wicked murders. Sometimes 1 and 1, but most often 3 and 3. It took a few years until we got stopped by the police. But we witnessed against the game and the game got locked up got for good. Or so we thought... A few years after we got into the witness protection program, we learned that Solitaire got off the hook due to diplomatic immunity...
We know its out and about... bigger and better than before... looking for us... to play its last trumpcard
We know its out and about... bigger and better than before... looking for us... to play its last trumpcard
*Sniff* E-every few months or so....*Sniff*....Steam gets the urge and....it...it starts eying my wallet.....it gets that look...a-and...my...my poor wallet....
My 360 constantly abuses me!
If I don't install the game I am playing it shakes violently and screams at me.
If I don't install the game I am playing it shakes violently and screams at me.
Video games can cause violence.
Yet, I can think of many other things that can cause violence too...sports...Politics...
Yet, I can think of many other things that can cause violence too...sports...Politics...
Once, my copy of Oblivion caught me smoking weed in my room. Out of nowhere it leaps up and shouts "STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!" At first I dismissed it as a pot-induced hallucination, but then it yells "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
I only just managed to take off my grey ski mask in time...
I only just managed to take off my grey ski mask in time...
I know your pain, my friend.blujay said:
On topic: I was beaten brutally by God of War 3 and forced to watch it have sex with every woman in my house...
It was horrible.
Hahahaha, manga-style Hitler!
Okay, so my name is James, and I'd like to speak up for Abused By Games Anonymous... the Deus Ex: Human Revolution beta made me its *****... he shot me in the kneecaps, got me on all four and kept on whipping me...
Okay, so my name is James, and I'd like to speak up for Abused By Games Anonymous... the Deus Ex: Human Revolution beta made me its *****... he shot me in the kneecaps, got me on all four and kept on whipping me...
Those plastic guitars definitely have something wrong with them. I set mine down on the couch one time to go get a drink and as i got up and turned the damn thing had moved to directly in front of my foot. I caught my foot under the couch and twisted my ankle as i fell onto the coffee table.TrilbyWill said:
They move on their own. It's creepy.
I used to be close friends with PS2. Well, maybe a bit more than friends. We would play games together, like RE4 and Shadow of the Colossus and had a good time. We drifted apart though. It was mutual.
Now me and X360 are getting on well together. She doesn't like to try new things. Mostly it's just 'safe' stuff. She doesn't like controversial. It's nice, but it lacks that certain something that I had with PS2.
I tried to hook up with PS2 again recently to see if there was still life in the old spark. It sounds bad, but it's innocent. I swear. I just want us to be friends again. X360 is being jealous about it (she says she isn't). The other day she tripped me with her wire for the controller with a rechargeable battery. Now she won't talk to me about it. And this isn't the only thing that's happened. This has got to be some kind of domestic abuse!
Also, I don't want to point fingers where they shouldn't be pointing but, since X360 I've not been able to get into contact with SNES or my GBA:SP. I don't mean to say that they're related events. X360 won't talk about that either.
What should I do?
Now me and X360 are getting on well together. She doesn't like to try new things. Mostly it's just 'safe' stuff. She doesn't like controversial. It's nice, but it lacks that certain something that I had with PS2.
I tried to hook up with PS2 again recently to see if there was still life in the old spark. It sounds bad, but it's innocent. I swear. I just want us to be friends again. X360 is being jealous about it (she says she isn't). The other day she tripped me with her wire for the controller with a rechargeable battery. Now she won't talk to me about it. And this isn't the only thing that's happened. This has got to be some kind of domestic abuse!
Also, I don't want to point fingers where they shouldn't be pointing but, since X360 I've not been able to get into contact with SNES or my GBA:SP. I don't mean to say that they're related events. X360 won't talk about that either.
What should I do?
Yeah. I saw a copy of Call of Duty 4 rubbing up against underage girls at the supermarket yesterday. Called security post-haste, and the bugger put up quite the fight.