Video games ARE causing violence.
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Army of two stole my kidney while i was sleeping, bloody mercenary games, they betray you when the money's right
i was playing Guitar Hero, i turned, and the guitar floored me.
seconds later, my PS2 leaped at me from behind and slammed into me.
seconds later, my PS2 leaped at me from behind and slammed into me.
Demons Souls uses intimidation on the police. theyre scared of it.Kendell Cambridge said:
It's absurd to lay the blame at the feet of video games. Think about it. I mean, imagine you've been oppressed and beaten upon for an entire generation. Now try seven. Video games have always been the whipping boy, the scapegoat, the phantom menace. It's natural, when you are considered to be responsible for almost all youth violence, for you to lash out at society.twistedheat15 said:
Clearly, the victim here is the video game. And you are only perpetuating the cycle of blame and ignorance.
I convinced my grannie to try UFC 2010, she knocked out my character by repeatedly mashing one button on the controller delivering some rather vicious punches, and the next day, she smashed her husband only remaining good tooth. It was epic ... for gramp's dentist that is.
It just hopped out to the storage shed and came back with a hammer didn't it? That's what mine did and I was powerless to stop it.Not G. Ivingname said:
Mass Effect kept bringing hookers into my house and I nearly got killed by a delusional copy of Duke Nukem Forever. That bastard's dangerous.
My Pokemon Blue game finally snapped...it...it...it was terrible!
It got violent with me when I put it in my DS, it lost its' shit and attacked me! I ripped it away from my face and threw it in my closet. The banging.... OH GOD THE BANGING!!
I finally opened the door and it bolted out, it looked like a hate crime in there! Every so often it growls at me, and I wanna leave this abusive relationship, but I can't because I LOVE IT SO MUCH!! D:
It got violent with me when I put it in my DS, it lost its' shit and attacked me! I ripped it away from my face and threw it in my closet. The banging.... OH GOD THE BANGING!!
I finally opened the door and it bolted out, it looked like a hate crime in there! Every so often it growls at me, and I wanna leave this abusive relationship, but I can't because I LOVE IT SO MUCH!! D:
A video game manual cut me. Then lied to my parents and said I'd been self harming! All those times I thought we were friends. :'(
and of course, we all know that the Wii is into child abuse... (go to 1:20)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3hmZeJLfnM&feature=player_detailpage
and of course, we all know that the Wii is into child abuse... (go to 1:20)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3hmZeJLfnM&feature=player_detailpage
Well I did use to host game fighting rings people placed bets on the xbox because of it's size well one night it lost it after it lost to a gameboy advance sp (Don't ask me how I don't even know) and went on a rampage tying everyone up and crushing their skulls it was a massacre and it almost killed me till a wii threw it's remote into it breaking it
Pokemon pinball had often pound me to the floor and back in highschool I often got bullies by a bunch of PS 2's. Don't get me started how I was once a ***** to Animal Crossing! Lastly Mario Kart and the classic wii remote control had broke my thumbs a few times!
Hey, I hope your reply was more aimed at Lenin than me.JET1971 said:
Because I really like this thread. One of the most funny and clever ones in weeks.
I just wouldn´t call it "discussion",
but as you pointed out, not every thread has to be one.
So like, I was walking on Main Street the other day and I saw a Dreamcast begging for change, and I mean, I'm a generous guy so I figured I'd drop a buck or two. Turns out it was just casing people up and that asshole followed me as I walked to various stores because he thought I had money. Then when I was returning to my car, it pulled a knife on me. Plus the thing brought his pet Jaguar with him... they really need more light in those back alleys.
A friend of mine got threatened by an XBox360 when he made a pizza delivery... pulled a gun on him when he brought the pie and stole his car. The stupid thing didn't get very far though, the car was found only a few blocks away, and the guy was hanging on a corner when the police drove through the neighborhood. Ran too, and got extra time for it. Stupid jackass.
Oh, also I saw two PS2's getting seriously pissy in the park, yelling and threatening each other, but I didn't stick around to see how that turned out. But I mean, it's not a big deal if they fight among themselves. Just let em wipe each other out, it'll clean up the streets.
A friend of mine got threatened by an XBox360 when he made a pizza delivery... pulled a gun on him when he brought the pie and stole his car. The stupid thing didn't get very far though, the car was found only a few blocks away, and the guy was hanging on a corner when the police drove through the neighborhood. Ran too, and got extra time for it. Stupid jackass.
Oh, also I saw two PS2's getting seriously pissy in the park, yelling and threatening each other, but I didn't stick around to see how that turned out. But I mean, it's not a big deal if they fight among themselves. Just let em wipe each other out, it'll clean up the streets.
OH GOD IT'S TRUE! *bursts out crying*
One day, I woke up, and a bunch of wiimotes were on my bed *sniff* And they tied me down AND RAPED ME! ;_;
Seriously though dude, this thread really put a smile on my face, thank you
One day, I woke up, and a bunch of wiimotes were on my bed *sniff* And they tied me down AND RAPED ME! ;_;
Seriously though dude, this thread really put a smile on my face, thank you
My old DS tried to bite my fingers off a few times. Once I also woke up in the middle of the night and it was standing right over me with the stylus pointing right at my heart. Dumped it right quick and still couldn't sleep well for a week...