Video games ARE causing violence.

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Jabberwock xeno

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Manji187 said:
TheAmazingHobo said:
Okay, now show me on this doll, where your copy of Final Fantasy Tactics touched you.


Manji187 said:
What I don't even...

...is that...manga Hitler? XD
Yeah, he can even powerup to Super Sayajin Hitler.
Does he also get blue eyes? Then it would totally make sense... XD.


Interesting fact: the 12th DBZ movie made a joke about the similarities between hitler's "ideal" race and super saiyans. In the movie, hell broke open and a lot of villians escaped, and hitler was one of them.
 

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This game assaulted, tortured, and raped me, as well as made an attempt to steal my money. Let us band together against this darkness.
 

The Funslinger

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twistedheat15 said:
I know it's a subject no one wants to admit, but there is a rise of violence being caused directly by the effect of video games. Just the other day while walking my dog a gang of 360 games jumped me, stole my wallet, and took Mr. Snuffles with them. As if that wasn't enough when I get home after the ordeal I find 2 DS games climbing out my window with my TV and stereo system. As a community we need to come together and admit the problem so that solutions can be made.

Does any other escapist want to come forward and talk about any video game related violence that they endured?
My consoles jumped me as a group when I was getting a beer. The things they did with that wiimote, I... [small]I don't want to talk about it...[/small]
 

Araksardet

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Oh thank the gods! It was so hard... thinking I was alone...

Minecraft keeps changing my desktop background to a giant, gold-brick penis! Then it e-mails everybody I know with pictures. I've gotten death threats, and my own family won't speak to me! It's horrible!
 

Brandon237

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I once had a sister, but now she is in the bottom of a lake, the controller cord wrapped around her neck and the weight of 2 consoles and a shelf of games pulling her to the bottom, I saw it all... oh god the horror!

Lol, good thread :D
 

Gasaraki

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A...assassin's creed 2 was like an abusive spouse to me! Every time it'd come home I had to be online or else it would... oh god I can't... My friends all told me to leave it but... I bought it goddammit.
And I know it loves me deep down inside :<
 

twistedheat15

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Gasaraki said:
A...assassin's creed 2 was like an abusive spouse to me! Every time it'd come home I had to be online or else it would... oh god I can't... My friends all told me to leave it but... I bought it goddammit.
And I know it loves me deep down inside :<
It doesn't love you! It only loves the fact that you keep coming back to it! don't give it that power!
 

lacktheknack

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I keep telling Portal 2 that I'll buy it when I have the money, but it finally broke into my house and dumped my trash bin over my head while I slept.

MY TRASH BIN!
 

irani_che

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DRM has violenlty ass-raped thousands of gamers, every year since it was unleashed on them
 

Febel

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A gamecube game beat me as a child...I was never strong enough to admit it until now
 

pixiejedi

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It was horrible. I was kidnapped by Dragon Age: Origins. I was with it so long I developed Stockholm Syndrome. When my husband finally got me out of there I had to tell him that I had married it and we had several little XBLA children.

The counseling costs have been staggering and the kids blame me for breaking up the family.
 

Chris646

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This is a truly serious problem. Just yesterday, I was jumped by the Xbox and all the Halo games. I had to use my sword and a few Pokemon just to make it out alive.
And then there was that one time, with the Game Boy Color, in the basement. It was very traumatizing and I don't wish to speak about it.
 

inFAMOUSCowZ

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It was the middle of the night. A ps3 attacked my big toe, it was only subbed but damn it left a bruise.
 

Gavmando

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They're not all bad.

I nearly got rolled by a four 360's the other day. But out of nowhere, my old N64 jumped out and started kicking arse with a copy of Goldeneye and a copy of Ocarina of Time. He saved my life! It was like watching a Chuck Norris quote!