Video gaming hell

[Omnidum]

Being imprisoned in an Impossible session of IWBTG from the very start.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Being tied down and forced to watch as my entire game collection is destroyed, being sucked into a Silent Hill game... Or being sucked into Ocarina of Time, having no Ocarina/means of protecting myself, in the Shadow Temple, in the locked room with Gibdos or Re-Deads and forever being raped...

Then having infinite fairies and being brought back, raped and killed over and over and over...

Like this:

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=74

 

[Straitjacketeering]

Stuck playing ninja gaiden 2 without thumbs and every time you die you get a thin spiked rod inserted into a very SERIOUS area.

 

[stormcaller]

Stuck playing ninja gaiden 2 without thumbs and every time you die you get a thin spiked rod inserted into a very SERIOUS area.

Jesus christ, I can't even play number one past the first boss.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I'm suprised.

No one mentione having to play Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing? Playing that abomination for any length of time.

 

[Vlane]

My personal videogame hell would consist of these three things:

- A Microsoft fanboy
- A Apple fanboy
- A Sony fanboy

And they all need to talk with each other.

 

[Datalord]

Gritty realism to the max

 

[mangus]

Superman 64

 

[DND Judgement]

EA occupies the deepest circle of gaming hell... in fact it sits in gaming satan's mouth in place of judas iscariot in normal satan's... (if you didn't get that read dante's inferno)

 

[Rodger]

At the deepest layer, for gamers, you're forced to play Desert Bus for eternity.

 

[stormcaller]

At the deepest layer, for gamers, you're forced to play Desert Bus for eternity.

Never heard of it?, is it better that I haven't?

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Stuck playing ninja gaiden 2 without thumbs and every time you die you get a thin spiked rod inserted into a very SERIOUS area.

I was going to say electroshock every time you make a less-than-perfect move in Devil May Cry.

 

[Rodger]

At the deepest layer, for gamers, you're forced to play Desert Bus for eternity.

Never heard of it?, is it better that I haven't?

Its a game that deliberately takes realism too far. You must drive a bus across a desert from Tuscon, Arizona to Las Vegas, Nevada. The trip takes 8 hours, you can't pause the game, and the bus will drift slightly to the right and go off road if you leave it on its own.

Also, if you go off the road, you're towed back to Tuscon in real time. So if you go off the road 2 hours in, its 2 hours back to Tuscon and you get to start over. When you finally get to Las Vegas you earn 1 point and can make the return trip to Tuscon.

 

[Imperialist Joe]

Listening to Console players and PC snobs argue about who's system is better.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Playing superman64 for eternity.(obviously)
Being forced to destroy my favorite games.
Letting stupid fanboys win.

 

[Beetlejooce]

I think hell would be more subtle. Like it would give you the BEST GAME EVER!! an amazing console, a 2 meter long TV, and let you play.

But for all eternity... and it might be fun for the first non stop couple of days or so, however after a couple of millenniums i'm sure you'd be getting really bad cramp and pretty pissed off.

 

[Vuzzmop]

Being forced to play Halo games that constantly spawn from a hole in the ground, while being forced to interact with the people who hump my corpse.

 

[stormcaller]

I think hell would be more subtle. Like it would give you the BEST GAME EVER!! an amazing console, a 2 meter long TV, and let you play.

But for all eternity... and it might be fun for the first non stop couple of days or so, however after a couple of millenniums i'm sure you'd be getting really bad cramp and pretty pissed off.

Or even worse, the bane of long gaming sessions, your butt going numb

 

[SonicMTD]

sitting in a room with all the best consoles/games however not being able to play them unless I play with some of the Xbox live tards who will be flaming/annoying me while playing.

 

[Jonathan Hexley]

The ultimate Rock Band setlist... With faulty instruments.