Voice of Duke Nukem Indicates Forever Won't Go Away

[squid5580]

Just give it up guys. Move on. Find a new game.

They're not beating it. They're pulverizing it with a lawn mover equipped with a chainsaw.

Hey it is a slow time of year so why not keep dredging up DNF?

 

[CrysisMcGee]

Maybe I should bring back my Duke Nukem impression. When its finally released, people will love it again.

Looking forward to playing it. Just as I was back in 99. They had a preview for half-Life and Duke Nukem in the same issue of Computer Gaming World. Both expected to be released around the same time.

 

[AceMcBadass]

i find it very ironic that this is the fist thing i saw after i watched the latest zero punctuation. i wonder what Yahtzee thinks about all this...

 

[tmujir955]

Just give it up guys. Move on. Find a new game.

They're not beating it. They're pulverizing it with a lawn mover equipped with a chainsaw.

Hey it is a slow time of year so why not keep dredging up DNF?

...cause they've done it for 12 years already!?

 

[The Last Nomad]

I can't tell if the whole ordeal is some insane publicity stunt. I'd find it rather funny if it got released unannounced, leaving dedicated fans in a rabid hunt when someone finds out.

Sorta Like Chinese Democracy... In which case, there may be hope for DNF yet...

 

[squid5580]

Just give it up guys. Move on. Find a new game.

They're not beating it. They're pulverizing it with a lawn mover equipped with a chainsaw.

Hey it is a slow time of year so why not keep dredging up DNF?

...cause they've done it for 12 years already!?

Can you imagine the reprecussions if they didn't post an article though? The way things have been lately it is either point fingers at some moron going on about how games are bad and give them a ton of hits or DNF. I prefer they stick to DNF.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

...hasn't he been Duke Nukem for the last 12 years? And couldn't he not say anything about the game then, either?

 

[OmegaXIII]

Am i one of the people that actually wants this to come just on the virtue that it is a Duke Nukem game and even if it is a bog standard FPS by modern standards i will probably still enjoy it because i enjoy Duke's character so much

 

[Sonicron]

... and so the most futile of hopes in the world of gaming is resuscitated and put on life support. Again. *sigh*

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

If this game ever comes out, I'm going to buy it twice. No matter how bad it is.

Just on principle.


I'm not even entirely sure what principle that is, but dammit I don't care.

 

[DubMan]

I wish that the public at large could send those people a letter saying that nobody wants this game to not be dead. Give it a rest. Make a good game instead of making this.

 

[The Great JT]

Give it a rest, man! It's over! DNF's dead! You don't get a "Reset" button in real-life! It's done! You've failed!

 

[bladeleaper]

What's really sad is that people will actually get excited about this, thinking this thing really will get released one day.

 

[duchaked]

Duke Nukem isn't dead...3d Realms is haha >:]

 

[cleverlymadeup]

the thing about this is it's been in development for so long it makes Daikatana [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daikatana] look good and that's saying a lot

 

[Jared]

The undead rise from the graveeee!

 

[Dorian6]

Oh god dammit. Can't we just let this franchise stay dead? They've been working on this game for almost 13 years. Is there anyone left who is stupid enough to expect that this will be something great?

 

[Maibus]

Just give it up guys. Move on. Find a new game.

They're not beating it. They're pulverizing it with a lawn mover equipped with a chainsaw.

Hey it is a slow time of year so why not keep dredging up DNF?

...cause they've done it for 12 years already!?

Can you imagine the reprecussions if they didn't post an article though? The way things have been lately it is either point fingers at some moron going on about how games are bad and give them a ton of hits or DNF. I prefer they stick to DNF.

Ok how many times are we going to re-use this one GIF of a man beating a horse? I mean come on there's got to be others out there, maybe someone should spend the next twelve years making one...

 

[Maibus]

I was originally going to do a joke about zombies never staying the hell down but after that thing kept getting re-used over and over...