Vote for Me!

staika · Feb 28, 2012

Vote for me, I am the only logical choice!

Fijiman · Feb 28, 2012

Vote for me because bacon.

steeple · Feb 28, 2012

vote for me and I shall provide a reason to do so!

MammothBlade · Feb 28, 2012

Vote for me, and you'll never be sex-deprived again!

Diablo1099_v1legacy · Feb 28, 2012

MammothBlade wants you RAPE YOU!
Vote for Me!

mParadox · Feb 29, 2012

He knows your darkest, dirtiest desires!

Vote for me and I'll make them more private than ever before!

mParadox · Feb 29, 2012

Vote for me and discrimination will go sky high.

Fijiman · Feb 29, 2012

Vote for me and maybe I'll care.

mParadox · Feb 29, 2012

Vote for me and I'll become your personal handler. ;D

ZehMadScientist · Feb 29, 2012

Vote for me and there will be no Skynet dystopia!

TheEmoSpeeds666 · Feb 29, 2012

Vote for me and there will be a Skynet dystopia!

Fijiman · Feb 29, 2012

Vote for me and I will not copy the person above me.

Diablo1099_v1legacy · Mar 1, 2012

Filiman is stealing Campaign Ideas!
Vote for me.

ZehMadScientist · Mar 1, 2012

Vote for me and I will bring communism... that works!

The Thinker · Mar 1, 2012

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mParadox · Mar 1, 2012

Vote for me and pluggers will be freeeeeeeee. @_@

Fijiman · Mar 2, 2012

Vote for me and I'll make the scary closet monster go away.

mParadox · Mar 2, 2012

Vote for me and teddy bears will be everywhere.

PiPPUMAX · Mar 4, 2012

Vote for me and I'll give you kittens!

mParadox · Mar 4, 2012

Vote for me and the above candidate will become a cute widdle kitten!