Vote for Me!

[mParadox]

Vote for me and get more air with your chips!

 

[i don't know]

Vote for me and I'll pay the strangulation fetishist who has a liking for you to stop choking you on the weekends.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Vote for me, because every vote that isn't for me is a vote for ALL OF THE THINGS THAT YOU FEAR.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me or the fruit will become over ripe. @.@

 

[pyramid head grape]

Vote for me. What you want something?

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me or have over ripened diapers launched at you house on a daily basis.

 

[dalek sec]

Vote for me and it's free burgers for life!

 

[Roxas1359]

Vote for me and Clone High will get a second season.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and I'll make TnT questionably legal.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and all beauty pageants for anyone under the age of 15 shall be considered a federal offense. Also I have free t-shirts a buttons.

 

[dalek sec]

Vote for me and all beauty pageants for anyone under the age of 15 shall be considered a federal offense. Also I have free t-shirts a buttons.

Shit, you might have me beat.... D:

OT:

Vote for me and it's always casual day at work!

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and casual Fridays will become a holiday!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and you will always have the weekend off.

 

[Ruedyn]

Vote for me, magical fire powers for all!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me or Tokyo gets it.

 

[dalek sec]

Vote for me or else I won't tell you my zombie plan.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and your greatest desire will have a 5% better likelihood of actually happening.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and make that 25%.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and add an extra 7% to that.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and get your favorite sandwich everyday for lunch.