Vote for Me!

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and get a coupon for 50% off whenever you spend $1000 or more on any Anti-Stab products.

 

[MrCollins]

It is typical of my opponent to display such clear bigotry as this. He forgets to allow for people who prefer anti-bludgeoning equipment, he wishes to impose his own values on you. Do not fall for it, Vote for me!!

 

[TheFunPolice]

Vote for me! and together we can finally outlaw Fun! With your vote, we can finally rid the world of these fun-abusing assholes!

 

[thesilentman]

Vote for me, and we can grant ourselves mod powers. MWHUAHWHAHUAHWHWHAWHWAAHWAAAA!!!

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Vote for me and public transport won't suck anymore!

 

[thesilentman]

Vote for me and we can kick out all those new-fangled forum celebrities!

 

[MrCollins]

Vote for me, I'll put all those poor people back in their place.

 

[thesilentman]

Vote for me, I'm no politician.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me, I have bacon.

 

[thesilentman]

Vote for me, I have drinks!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me. Vote for glory! Vote for soup hats!

 

[thesilentman]

Vote for me, so we can oust the US president!

...Wait, wrong forum.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me or feel the wrath of the penguins.

 

[thesilentman]

Vote for me, I'll oust Congress!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me. Don't ask why, just do it.

 

[thesilentman]

Vote for me, I like communism!

 

[Fijiman]

A vote for someone other than me is a declaration of war.

 

[thesilentman]

Vote for me, I'll oust China!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and the world will return to normal.