Vote for Me!

[MrCollins]

Vote for me and I shall refocus the entire military budget on weaponising cuteness.

 

[Fijiman]

No, vote for me and your armpits will always smell fresh and clean.

 

[MrCollins]

Vote for me and your armpits will smell nice and women or men will flock to you.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and armpits will be a thing of the past.

 

[MrCollins]

Vote for me and I'll put an end to @Figiman's tyrannical policy of armpit amutation. Just think about it, a world where one cannot make fart noises with their arms? Truly a tragedy.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me so that good threads wont keep dying.

 

[talker]

A vote for me, is a vote for The Escapist!

 

[MrCollins]

Vote for me and all the threads will be necro-ed.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and get what Collins said, plus a dollar.

 

[MrCollins]

Vote for me and get what Fijiman said, plus 2 dollars.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and you shall get one free tub of ice cream.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Vote for me and I will eradicate NHS Waiting Lists by shutting down the NHS. This will also eradicate poverty as poor people will die so come on guys: it's 2 birds with 1 stone.

Poverty & Waiting Lists. Gone.

VOTE NANTUCKET.

 

[MrCollins]

Vote for me and I'll put those Skittles into Vodka!

 

[Goofguy]

Vote for me and every kid in the country gets a bottle of Skittlevodka!

 

[dalek sec]

Vote for me and you'll get free cookies and cake!