Vote for Me!

[Teoes]

Vote for me and I'll give you free tickets to the show that is Tizzy trying to mate Dodos back into existence.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and there will be more time for gaming in your life.

 

[Teoes]

Vote for me and I'll make the voices in your head stop.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Vote for me and I shall not give you free food, but instead make you pay it at lower price then usual.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and the world shall bow to the musical talents of Cthulhu.

 

[Headsprouter]

Vote for me and I'll kill everyone who disagrees with you.

 

[Teoes]

Vote for me and I'll kill everyone in the whole world!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Vote for me and I will randomly kill one of you, it shall be a surprise. Also it's going to be on a National Television.

 

[Headsprouter]

Vote for me and I'll delete your worst memories!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and get your own personal robot of your choosing.

 

[Headsprouter]

Vote for me and i'll give u 4mil and a d scimmy.

 

[Teoes]

Vote for me and I'll get someone to translate that above post.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and I'll give you a free pair of cheap sunglasses.

 

[Teoes]

Vote for me and I'll abandon my plan to block out the sun.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and you'll never have to clip your toenails again.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me, I'm the only consistent choice.

 

[StormShaun]

Vote for me and I won't annoy you!

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and I pledge to kill the devil.

 

[Teoes]

Vote for me and I'll stop digging holes in your garden at night.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and I can make sure that past unpleasantness with the nudity at the Marmite convention goes away.