Vote for Me!

[Teoes]

Vote for me and I'll kill everyone in the whole world!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Vote for me and I will randomly kill one of you, it shall be a surprise. Also it's going to be on a National Television.

 

[Headsprouter]

Vote for me and I'll delete your worst memories!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and get your own personal robot of your choosing.

 

[Headsprouter]

Vote for me and i'll give u 4mil and a d scimmy.

 

[Teoes]

Vote for me and I'll get someone to translate that above post.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and I'll give you a free pair of cheap sunglasses.

 

[Teoes]

Vote for me and I'll abandon my plan to block out the sun.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and you'll never have to clip your toenails again.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me, I'm the only consistent choice.

 

[StormShaun]

Vote for me and I won't annoy you!

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and I pledge to kill the devil.

 

[Teoes]

Vote for me and I'll stop digging holes in your garden at night.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and I can make sure that past unpleasantness with the nudity at the Marmite convention goes away.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me, I'm not trying to take over the world by force.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and I will put Piers Morgan in a deep hole where nobody has to see him again.

 

[Teoes]

Vote for me and you need never vote again.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and I will remove your least favourite celebrity with an orbital laser.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me for I have two cats.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Vote for me and I'll probably stop changing my avatar so frequently.