Vote for Me!

[Fijiman]

Vote for me, I'm not lame like Tizzy and Barbas.

 

[Headsprouter]

Vote for me. My legs work. Sorta.

 

[Teoes]

Vote for me and baby you got a stew goin'.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and I will outlaw snakes.

 

[Teoes]

Vote for me and Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me or I'll say mean things about you all to the other world leaders.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me... or don't. Whatever.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and I will implement glorious socialism.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me, I like both Star Wars and Star Trek.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me, I can lick my own eyeball.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me, I'm not a dog.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me out of sympathy, I'm poorly drawn.

 

[Teoes]

Vote for me, I'm way more fabulous.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and make it easier for yourself.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and icy weather will become a thing of the past.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and every household will get a free banana boat.

 

[Teoes]

Vote for me and I'll pose for selfies at state funerals!

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and I'll construct a diabolical hedge maze on the White House lawn!