Vote for Me!

[Headsprouter]

Vote for me and I'll look after you as your adult baby persona.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and there will be considerably more fetishes catered to around here.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

vote for me, and everyone will enjoy lightning fast internet!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and you wont be sent to the room with a moose.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Vote for me and the wine will flow freely!

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and we will march to victory over rivers of blood.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Vote for me and everyone will have a pet dinosaur.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and pasta shall rain.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Vote for me and never have to deal with spam or telemarketers EVER AGAIN!!!!!

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and we will usher in a bright future for manners and eugenics.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Vote for me, I am not Clinton or Trump!

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and all your impure thoughts will disappear.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Vote for me and everyone's wildest fantasies will become reality.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and everyone you ever disagree with will disappear.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote me and will speak good.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and you get one free ASMR.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and I'll turn all the sand in the world into fruit-flavoured jelly.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me for I am not the other guy.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Vote for me, and it will all be over soon.