Vote for Me!

[lRookiel]

Vote for me and I will get you all some cake

[sub][sub]After some testing ofcourse......[/sub][/sub]

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and I'll hug the adorable kitty.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Vote for me. I'll end SOPA and PIPA and give everyone a free kitten.

[sub][sub]I think I win the thread based on the kitten alone. The pro-Internet-freedom platform is just a bonus[/sub][/sub]

 

[Philol]

Vote for me for a brighter future and a better tomorrow, oh and change.

 

[C F]

Vote for me! I'll mentally condition everyone to love sushi.

 

[Dango]

Vote for me, I'll give you free starfish.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and I'll give you all starfish sushi.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

MY SUBJECTS!
YOUR NAZI CAT OVERLORDS REQUIRE THAT YOU VOTE FOR ME IN ORDER TO ENSURE THE CONTIUED EXISTANCE OF YOUR RACE!

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me! He's delusional! He's not even voted yet and he's already treating you like scum! D:

 

[TheEmoSpeeds666]

Vote for me, I will bring a brighter tomorrow*

*By setting off a nuke.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and I'll kiss the next person.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I was going to make a Republican style slur against mParadox and his new policy, kissing men for votes, and tie it to Homosexuality, but I don't roll like that.
Vote for me!

 

[mParadox]

He's honourable. That is against the very fibre of being a politician. Vote for me! O.O

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

mParadox supports Evil in Politics
Vote for me!

 

[TheEmoSpeeds666]

A vote for me is a vote for the AJBA- Anti-Justin Bieber Act.

 

[C F]

Vote for me, and I'll funnel your tax dollars into something vague I like to call "the Zombie Franklin Initiative."

 

[Chairman Miaow]

Vote for me and you shall recieve a laser-cat of your very own!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Vote for me and I'll vote for you.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and I'll follow you.

 

[Nouw]

Vote for me and I'll make the escapist internet bunker bigger!