Vote for Me!

[mParadox]

Vote for me and all the limes will become weaponized.

 

[Fijiman]

A vote for me is a vote against the communists.

 

[Roxas1359]

Vote for me and the internet will become a safe place for adults.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Vote for me and the internet will be made of children

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and the ninjas wont be able to find you.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and ninjas will take care of your toiletry needs.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and your plumbing will never be backed up.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and your pipes will be made of pure gold. O_O

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and get a 25% discount on a small mech suit at the Mega Mech Shack.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and get 75% discount on giant leather chairs at the small giant leather Shop.

 

[Roxas1359]

Vote for me and Disney will go back to making good cartoons and not live action stuff!
[sub]So sad when the mascot of Disney isn't even on Disney channel anymore.[/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

Vote for me and Google will leave YouTube alone and ease up on the copyright claims.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and I'll make youTube fabulous.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and you will never be very far from a convenient bathroom.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and all the convenient bathrooms will have a sweet scented soap.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and your ass will be cleaned and dried for you.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and you wont have to worry about the button for a few more months.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Vote for me and you won't have to worry about that silly old global warming. We'll simply wish it away with mind beams!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and you wont have to think about anything ever again.

 

[Roxas1359]

Vote for me and Caesar's Legion will never overrun us.