Vote for Me!

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will cure autism.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

Vote for me as you're the disease, and I'm the cure.

 

[blockhead77]

Vote for me and I shall make Cyberpunk 2077 finally release.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me cuz I'm not a blockhead like my opponent.

 

[blockhead77]

Vote for me for I do not slander my opponent.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will give you bread and games.

 

[Kae]

Vote for me if you want to be miserable.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will make a country for non whites.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and every punishment will be a personal ironic hell tailored to the crime.

Vote for me and I will make Texas into a country.

Vote for me and crypto will be the official global currency.

 

[blockhead77]

Vote for me and memes will become an actual currency.

 

[Wintermute]

Vote for me and I'll ban anime.

 

[Kae]

Vote for me and I'll make reality collapse and end all existence as we know it.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and Joe Biden will actually be progressive.

 

[blockhead77]

Vote for me. I have candy bars.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

Vote for me, I have full-size candy bars!

 

[Wintermute]

Vote for me and I'll give you that thing you want.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will make politicians stop playing politics.

 

[blockhead77]

Vote for me and I'll destroy the electoral college.

 

[Kae]

Vote for me and I'll destroy the whole country.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

Vote for me and I'll destroy myself!

Effigy 2024