Vote for Me!

[Wintermute]

Vote for me and I'll give you a bulletproof Che Guevara t-shirt.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will make sure your vote counts.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will give you the most accurate results of the election.

 

[CM156]

Vote for me and I promise to concede the election if I lose.

 

[Gergar12]

Vote for me, and I promise to blast Nate Sliver off to space.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me so Donald won't challenge the election.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will lock up Donald Trump

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will destroy all malarkey.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me so Democrats won't make the same mistakes twice.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and you will be vaccinated.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will kill all boomers.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

Vote for me and I'll destroy Skynet by nuking humanity out of existence first. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me if you want to live.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will get rid of Worgens degenerate snake attraction.

 

[Tireseas]

Vote for me and you'll be allowed to get high at work without consequences...

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will let all drugs be legal without consequences.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will bring back firing squads and guillotines.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

Hey...no one voted for me! Pay me money and I'll expose the fraud that wronged me

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will legalize dog fights.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

Vote for me, that other guy owes me money