Vote for Me!

[PointlessKnowledge]

Vote for me, the lesser of evils.

 

[Dalisclock]

Vote for me and I will initiate Full Global Thermonuclear War on my first day in office. Each nation is guaranteed to get at least one warhead on their biggest city and/or capital, because All Nations Matter.

 

[Shadyside]

vote for me and i will truly end slavery once and for all.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

Vote for me and humans will no longer be the dominant species on this planet.

 

[Neuromancer]

Vote for me and I will tax cats. Heavily.

 

[Shadyside]

vote for me and i will restore our sacred traditional american values.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will make sure everyone uses slurs and problematic language.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

Vote for me and I'll remove the spoken languages.

 

[Iron]

vote for me and I'll get everyone qt gfs and bfs

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

Vote for me and I'll step on you.

 

[Iron]

Vote for me and you'll get free pizza

 

[Chimpzy]

Vote for me because I promise nothing.

 

[Kae]

Vote for me because I promise everything @Chimpzy doesn't promise.

 

[Shadyside]

vote for me so i can cancel the entire world for being problematic.

 

[Kae]

Vote for me and I'll make the Internet great again!

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will kill all degenerates.

 

[Kae]

Vote for me and I'll stop @Shadyside from committing suicide!

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

Vote for me, I have rum.

 

[SupahEwok]

Vote for me, I have rum.

Voted.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will put the majority of the murican government and bankers in jail.