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Shadyside

Bad Hombre
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Aug 20, 2020
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237
68
Country
Republic of Texas
Gender
Male
Vote for me so Ghislaine Maxwell can go to court tomorrow.
 

Shadyside

Bad Hombre
Legacy
Aug 20, 2020
1,068
237
68
Country
Republic of Texas
Gender
Male
vote for me and I will instigate race riots across the country
 

Kae

Just burn the whole thing.
Legacy
May 8, 2020
873
336
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Somewhere in México
Country
México
Gender
Robot
Vote for me and I will replace all the doorknobs in my house for ones made of pure gold!
 

Shadyside

Bad Hombre
Legacy
Aug 20, 2020
1,068
237
68
Country
Republic of Texas
Gender
Male
vote for me and i will make everything great again
 

Shadyside

Bad Hombre
Legacy
Aug 20, 2020
1,068
237
68
Country
Republic of Texas
Gender
Male
Vote for me and I will do what must be done.
 

Shadyside

Bad Hombre
Legacy
Aug 20, 2020
1,068
237
68
Country
Republic of Texas
Gender
Male
Vote for me and I will legalize cockfighting.
 

Shadyside

Bad Hombre
Legacy
Aug 20, 2020
1,068
237
68
Country
Republic of Texas
Gender
Male
Vote for me and I will give the kung flu to Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell.
 

CM156

Elite Member
Legacy
May 6, 2020
332
201
48
Country
United States
Vote for me, and I promise to reign in the power of the executive (which is something I've wanted to do for a long time).

Also, I promise to commit fewer war crimes.
 

Shadyside

Bad Hombre
Legacy
Aug 20, 2020
1,068
237
68
Country
Republic of Texas
Gender
Male
Vote for me and I will legalize looting big super markets.
 

Shadyside

Bad Hombre
Legacy
Aug 20, 2020
1,068
237
68
Country
Republic of Texas
Gender
Male
Vote for me and I will make sure America will have another civil war.
 

CM156

Elite Member
Legacy
May 6, 2020
332
201
48
Country
United States
Vote for me, and I'll make America great again... again!