Wait, that's not how I'm supposed to React...

[Ramthundar]

Now with most people, when something happens you react in a certain way, exp: If something jumps out at you, you jump; if you get hurt, you whimper or exclaim something; etc...

But some people have odd reactions, or react at odd times. Do you?

I've got two weird ones:

One, I'm very skittish. If I hear a bump or see something jump out, I will immediately try to move the exact opposite direction from it.
However, if something jumps out or scares me when their really close, I punch it.
For example: One time I was sitting on the couch, watching the TV when my brother suddenly jumped up from behind the couch and grabbed me. My hand immediately shot up and smacked him right in the nose.
He stopped doing that after that incident.

Also, I'll say "Ouch" when I bump into stuff or I think I should of gotten hurt. This happens many times at my lunch table, where I often bump my knee against the metal rods. At most it'll hurt a little, but I automatically say "Ouch."
Then when I really do hurt myself (say, bumped my toe or flipped a four-wheeler on me) I'll either won't make any noise or I'll laugh.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I have the exact same thing with the whole "Ouch" situation.

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

Also, I'll say "Ouch" when I bump into stuff or I think I should of gotten hurt. This happens many times at my lunch table, where I often bump my knee against the metal rods. At most it'll hurt a little, but I automatically say "Ouch."
Then when I really do hurt myself (say, bumped my toe or flipped a four-wheeler on me) I'll either won't make any noise or I' laugh.

I'm guilty of this...
*gets hit on toe with hammer* "FUCK" or "Ouch."

 

[Tairan]

For example: One time I was sitting on the couch, watching the TV when my brother suddenly jumped up from behind the couch and grabbed me. My hand immediately shot up and smacked him right in the nose.
He stopped doing that after that incident.
quote]lol serves him right

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Also, I'll say "Ouch" when I bump into stuff or I think I should of gotten hurt. This happens many times at my lunch table, where I often bump my knee against the metal rods. At most it'll hurt a little, but I automatically say "Ouch."
Then when I really do hurt myself (say, bumped my toe or flipped a four-wheeler on me) I'll either won't make any noise or I' laugh.

Yeah, I've done this before, though infrequently. It was pretty much involuntary.

I know someone who had their foot stepped on, but they apologised. That was really wierd. Almost as if to say "Sorry my foot was in the way of yours".

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

I yell curse words anytime I'm hurt, no matter where I am. It's almost a hobby of mine.

 

[JRCB]

I don't know why, but when people are attacking me, I smile and laugh. It's really weird being put in a headlock or punched and having a smile across your face.

 

[Insanum]

I do the ouch. And words are the first thing that goes when im drinking.

Also...I laugh and make jokes at funerals, Its how i cope with death.

 

[Silver Scribbler]

Also, I'll say "Ouch" when I bump into stuff or I think I should of gotten hurt. This happens many times at my lunch table, where I often bump my knee against the metal rods. At most it'll hurt a little, but I automatically say "Ouch."
Then when I really do hurt myself (say, bumped my toe or flipped a four-wheeler on me) I'll either won't make any noise or I' laugh.

I do the same thing, except mine is more like "Aow..." than ouch.

 

[skywalkerlion]

Also, I'll say "Ouch" when I bump into stuff or I think I should of gotten hurt. This happens many times at my lunch table, where I often bump my knee against the metal rods. At most it'll hurt a little, but I automatically say "Ouch."
Then when I really do hurt myself (say, bumped my toe or flipped a four-wheeler on me) I'll either won't make any noise or I'll laugh.

Dude, I feel you there, except it's more like 'Ow.' and it's very empty of emotion.

 

[mokes310]

I say "ouch" quite often as a way to avoid swearing when I stub my toe or bump my knee on a corner.

Also, I grew up playing ice hockey, so I have very quick and aggressive reactions when I'm surprised. For instance, I was at Madame Toussauds (spelling) in London, going through the "scary" part. I was looking quite intently at what I swore was a wax figure until "BANG", I found out that it was a real person specifically ment to scare me. My gut reaction was to defend and hit, so I followed my instinct and prompty body-checked the person into the wall. After some quick realization, I apologized profusely and even bought the actor a beer after he was done with his shift. Case in point: don't scare a hockey player, cuz we'll react quicker and stronger than you can imagine!

 

[MercenaryCanary]

Yeah, I say ow too, even if nothing happens. Wind will blow in my face, and I'll just say ow.

Anyway...
I have the weirdest habit of being extremely hard to anger. Lets see... my best friend stole my girl friend, they had been doing things for about a week, he took her virginity, and when I came to find this out, I was calm and wished him luck.
Yeah. Not really sure if that's good or not but....

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I fell over the other day, and got a massive cut on my arm, a grazed leg, and a few bruises.

At the time, I just went: "Oh for fucks sake..." and carried on home.

What annoys me is that that didn't hurt at all, but the tiniest things do...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

However, if something jumps out or scares me when their really close, I punch it.
For example: One time I was sitting on the couch, watching the TV when my brother suddenly jumped up from behind the couch and grabbed me. My hand immediately shot up and smacked him right in the nose.
He stopped doing that after that incident.

I've done the same thing to my friends on several occasions. They eventually decided that it was probably a bad idea to mess with me that way.

 

[Kajt]

Curse like a drunken sailor if I get hurt. Like once in class when I burned myself I yelled:

"VOI VITTU SATANA HELEVETTI PERKELE SATANA HELEVETTI VITTUN HELEVETTI SAAAAAAATANA!"

Unfortunately, my teacher heard everything and wasn't very happy.

Also, I tend to smile and become very aggressive if someone attacks me.

 

[Ramthundar]

I don't know why, but when people are attacking me, I smile and laugh. It's really weird being put in a headlock or punched and having a smile across your face.

I have the same reaction, but it's when any male is being aggressive or mean to me. Wether their in my face, "coming on to me" as a joke, or just in my face, I just can't stop myself from smiling and laughing.

 

[Latinidiot]

I don't know why, but when people are attacking me, I smile and laugh. It's really weird being put in a headlock or punched and having a smile across your face.

i do that too.
somebody was choking me, and i couldn't stop laughing.
maybe it's my subconscious self that's fucking with his head.
anyway, he got fucking pissed, seeing me laugh and all, so he doubled his efforts got tired, and let me beat the rest out of him

 

[issacization]

i have the same recations

 

[clicketycrack]

I don't recall ever screaming from pain. If something really, really hurts, I either whisper "ow ow ow ow ow" or I don't say anything and just get up.

 

[Smokepuddle]

I don't know why, but when people are attacking me, I smile and laugh. It's really weird being put in a headlock or punched and having a smile across your face.

Ya I do that too, especcially when it's really painful I laugh until I'm out of breath