War on the Internet, Choose Your Role!

[Mr.Mattress]

All those groups suck. I'd rather be a member of the Artists Alliance (Which I think would be Youtube, Newgrounds, and DeviantArt to my mind). We all basically get magic paint brushes that give us paint and thinner, so we have a never ending arsenal of guns... while we destroy all of yours!

 

[Captain Anon]

Who do you think started the war?

Everything is going according to plan...

wait a minute -pulls out wanted poster: "Hawk of Battle Wanted for War Crimes dead or alive:£500,000,000,000" looks at him then looks at poster and then looks at him again and looks at the poster again then puts poster away- well i'm stinking rich -pulls out gun- i love my job.

Aha, You fool!

Did you really think you could take me down so easily? Here, let me reveal to you all of my plans, so you might better comprehend your inevitable defeat.

well i'll be dammed looks likes we got Sherlock Holmes vs James Moriarty rivalry going on and that means this-pulls out two small C4 detonators- Which i don't know how to explain this to you Mr. Hawk but i do believe I've pulled a "planned ahead" on you Mr. Hawk. Now try and think about where the C4 is to these detonators? and when you realize where they are it will completely ruin your day and your plans for world domination.

I tell you one is connected to the c4 where your dragon is and where your army based and other the other isn't actually a detonator, it's a signal thingy for my sniper to shoot your son dead so -detonates c4 detonator and the signal for the sniper- i be taking you world domination now -tranquilizers him- i'm stinking rich beyond compare

 

[Imthatguy]

Neutral; I cannot give a fuck about any of those interests I'd be sad to see anything [except the chatards/9gag/SA assholes and pwnies] go.

 

[Otaku World Order]

Well, I guess I'd end up with the Tear of Aerith faction, although I'm not sure people like me would do very well in a war.

 

[Dominus Nox]

Well, screw that list of groups. I'd form my own. "The coalition of the wierd"

That wierd part of youtube, creepypastas, what has been seen cannot be unseen, disturbing fan art, crazy conspiracies, all the mindfuck the internet has to offer under one banner of madness. We will force or trick them all to see the glory of infinite insanity, and the internet will be unififed in endless laughter. MUHAHAHAHAAA!

My role? A linker to insanity. I shall trick and intrigue people into seeing what cannot be unseen, and then they will join our ranks.

I'm intrigued by your groups ideals and would like to subscribe to your newsletter (and probably join your forces.)

 

[WaysideMaze]

If that list you've made has the only options, then I choose to go it alone and fight everyone.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Well, screw that list of groups. I'd form my own. "The coalition of the wierd"

That wierd part of youtube, creepypastas, what has been seen cannot be unseen, disturbing fan art, crazy conspiracies, all the mindfuck the internet has to offer under one banner of madness. We will force or trick them all to see the glory of infinite insanity, and the internet will be unififed in endless laughter. MUHAHAHAHAAA!

My role? A linker to insanity. I shall trick and intrigue people into seeing what cannot be unseen, and then they will join our ranks.

I'm intrigued by your groups ideals and would like to subscribe to your newsletter (and probably join your forces.)

He has a newsletter!? Why didn't anyone tell me?

All those groups suck. I'd rather be a member of the Artists Alliance (Which I think would be Youtube, Newgrounds, and DeviantArt to my mind). We all basically get magic paint brushes that give us paint and thinner, so we have a never ending arsenal of guns... while we destroy all of yours!

That's... brilliant, actually. New group added!

 

[exessmirror]

i would be in that one neutral faction who spies on everyone and sells intel and weapons to all other factions. my role would ether be espionage or a merc (aka infantry)

 

[Gabanuka]

I shall be the Fruit vender!

You all want that shit.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

I'm in the front line of the Pwnies. I'm going to love and tolerate their asses...

Spoiler: WITH FIRE!

So yeah, a front line flamethrower for the Pwnies.

 

[HandsomeZer0]

Why is there no option for porn warrior?
Captcha is lardy-dardy. :l

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

I'm too good for all of these group's. In fact I declare myself king of the internet. Bow down to me filthy commoner's and behold my fancy hat. It has tassels peasant's. While you are all warring I will amass an army of deadly lazer firing Alsatians to destroy the rebel scum. Join me now for free Ice Cream. Resist and die. Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, The Internet is MIIIIIIINE

 

[Dominus Nox]

I shall be the Fruit vender!

You all want that shit.

*Walks up in long trench coat and face concealing tipped hat with dark sunglasses.* I'll take two bags of Oranges, a punnet of Strawberries and a bag of apples.

 

[exessmirror]

I'm too good for all of these group's. In fact I declare myself king of the internet. Bow down to me filthy commoner's and behold my fancy hat. It has tassels peasant's. While you are all warring I will amass an army of deadly lazer firing Alsatians to destroy the rebel scum. Join me now for free Ice Cream. Resist and die. Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, The Internet is MIIIIIIINE

just pay me and then we will be alright

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

I'm too good for all of these group's. In fact I declare myself king of the internet. Bow down to me filthy commoner's and behold my fancy hat. It has tassels peasant's. While you are all warring I will amass an army of deadly lazer firing Alsatians to destroy the rebel scum. Join me now for free Ice Cream. Resist and die. Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, The Internet is MIIIIIIINE

just pay me and then we will be alright

I bestow upon you the title of Lord of fancy pant's and Master of busting Moves.
See Internet how i Reward those who are loyal to me. How's the Ice cream buddy?

 

[Gabanuka]

I shall be the Fruit vender!

You all want that shit.

*Walks up in long trench coat and face concealing tipped hat with dark sunglasses.* I'll take two bags of Oranges, a punnet of Strawberries and a bag of apples.

Spoiler

£40 please; the internet's at war and Granny Smiths are a nightmare to get a hold of

 

[Dominus Nox]

War is hell man, war is hell...

I shall be the Fruit vender!

You all want that shit.

*Walks up in long trench coat and face concealing tipped hat with dark sunglasses.* I'll take two bags of Oranges, a punnet of Strawberries and a bag of apples.

Spoiler

£40 please; the internet's at war and Granny Smiths are a nightmare to get a hold of

War is hell man. War is hell....

 

[EquestrianGeneral]

Brotherhood of Pony (the neutral faction), if I had to pick a side.
I get the feeling that an all-out war on the internet would take too much effort to take part in, anyway. :/

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Brotherhood of Pony (the neutral faction), if I had to pick a side.
I get the feeling that an all-out war on the internet would take too much effort to take part in, anyway. :/

I feel like the war would end up like the Korean War; stalemate forever!

I'm too good for all of these group's. In fact I declare myself king of the internet. Bow down to me filthy commoner's and behold my fancy hat. It has tassels peasant's. While you are all warring I will amass an army of deadly lazer firing Alsatians to destroy the rebel scum. Join me now for free Ice Cream. Resist and die. Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, The Internet is MIIIIIIINE

I bow down to NO false king!

You have made many an enemy today, my not-friend!