WASP!

[Gudrests]

RAID.........normally half a can should work...i sprayed raid on a wasp nest once...IE COVERED THE DAMN NEST IN 4 INCHES OF FOAM THAT SHOOTS OUT....and they were still alive....i made sure they died.. i felt a little like hitler tho....posioning wasps like that....O WELL. my gass bill isnt as high

 

[Shru1kan]

I kill it with extreme prejudice.

 

[Lionsfan]

I "Raid" the shit out of them. Like to the point of excess. Because there's no kill like overkill

 

[Croaker42]

The air around me is constantly under the influence of a field of almost tangible chaos. Nothing enters without shortly going insane and then ending its own life.

 

[Dfskelleton]

If he's angry and in a spot where I can kill him, I do a real-time weapon change and hit his weak spot for MASSIVE DAMAGE!
Other than that, my second plan is to GTFO and hope he leaves.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I would like to take this opportunity to plug for my user group on the topic of evil insects. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Aardvarks-Anonymous]

That aside, use Raid on those mother fuckers.

 

[TheLefty]

I actually had a pretty epic battle with a moth last night.

I grasped a piece of a hotwheel track and turned to the cloth eating fiend. After many missed swings I finally met it as it flew toward my bet. 0ne swift swing knocked it from my foot board to my head board (Maybe 6 feet) before falling into a space between my bed and the wall, landing on my old skateboard (I keep lots of stuff from my childhood) where it's legs twitched a bit before finally meeting the reaper. I played taps on my guitar then then carried the moth via skateboard, to the toilet where I flushed it.

It was an epic battle.

On topic, that's how I deal with insects.

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

which reminds me of this:

Spoiler: more swearing

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/S1Bf4iMVeoI/AAAAAAAAIgA/Ms3NV_Ci5Wc/s400/pom+fysa.jpg

anyway, I just ignore it. or i can just eat a pomegranate and blow his shit up with lazorz.

Ha I love those adverts

What's your avatar from? I want to watch it...

 

[PatrickXD]

I'll open a window and start a timer on my phone for a few minutes, then if they haven't taken the hint from my waving arms and paper wafting them away, they get to feel the awesome power of whatever is close at hand. Usually an electric fly swatter. Those things are amazing.

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

oops, i forgot to make it a picture. i'll go do that right now...

anyway, it is from code geass. my favorite anime!

Yeah I've heard good things about that.

And since I've finished Soul Eater, FMA and Angel Beats I'm looking for a new one to watch.

I'll try it out!

 

[open trap]

Kill it if i can, but let it fly away if other wise.

 

[Eggsnham]

I either:

A.) Ignore it or try to usher it out of my current area.

Or...

B.) Kill it via hitting it with shit.

 

[Rylingo]

Either kill it quickly or get out of its way. The whole "sit still and it won't hurt you" thing is crap. I was taught it as a child so when one flew into my room last year i sat still. It flew over and stung me on the hand. They are vicious little shits. My hand swelled up by over an inch from the sting.

 

[Peteron]

I am a huge fan of insects and arachnids so I just hold them and caress them. Please excuse the latter. Anyway, the only insects I ever kill are mosquitoes and flies. Other than that, any 6-8 legged organism is a friend of mine.

 

[Insomniaku]

just keep a home flamethrower on hand at all times, comprised of a bottle of hair spray, a lighter, and held together with K'Nex

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I leave them alone.

 

[martin's a madman]

I deal with them by not paying attention to them. They don't really bug (HA!) me very much.

Being eaten by a bear must have been pretty unBEARable.

 

[SpaceSpork]

I kill it. In it's sleep. WITH A GUN.
[sub]Cookie for the reference.[/sub]

 

[Jedoro]

I just let them go about their business, or open a window so they can get out. If they try fucking with me, though, I'll grab something hard and kill 'em.

 

[Lekonua]

Wasp outside? Freeze in place until it goes away.

Wasp inside? Run to room, close door, seal crack under door, wait for someone else to get rid of it.

Same process with bees, but with greater urgency due to possible allergies.