WASP!

[randomsix]

The best way is to get a cat. Keep it indoors so it will see everything smaller than it as prey, and the cat will cripple the wasp without you having to put yourself in danger, allowing you to go in for the kill.

The cat also doubles as a detector, as it will see the fiend before you and warn you of its presence.

I speak from experience.

 

[erto101]

A good slap with a weapon within reach (last time i used my wallet)on an even surface, usally does the trick. I've allways thought that "We Are Satans People" is quite accurate.

 

[Abedeus]

Do it like a man! Spray some hair spray on them, then light on fire.

You'll have to forgive me for not using an improvised flamethrower in my own bedroom.

Slap yourself, NOW! Or I will telekinetically headbutt you over the Internet.

 

[snowman6251]

The best way is to get a cat. Keep it indoors so it will see everything smaller than it as prey, and the cat will cripple the wasp without you having to put yourself in danger, allowing you to go in for the kill.

The cat also doubles as a detector, as it will see the fiend before you and warn you of its presence.

I speak from experience.

I have a dog. She's fat and lazy. She was in the room at the time and her contribution amounted to me sticking her in the bathroom so she'd get out of my way.

 

[InsanityBaronOfAtrocity]

Normally if a wasp comes in here I'll make small talk with it. They're alright normally. Just buzzing about and shit. A while back I had a few mates here and we ended up going into town with it. They get drunk incredibly quickly, its mental.

 

[Magnesium360]

I don't know. A good shoe works for most insects and arachnids. Failing that an AA-12 will do the job.

 

[ninjajoeman]

use magic they should be weak to fire spells

 

[Xyphon]

Oh, you think ONE of those god forsaken things are bad? I'd LOVE to see you when there's a fucking nest of 10-15 of the little fuckers chilling in your window.

That was a battle for the ages.

 

[I Max95]

well first of all i dont open windows
and second of all im petrified of bees, hornets, wasps (the latter in particualr)
so i run

 

[Tiny116]

I shout "Piss off you little fucker!" and swat it with my hand.
I find a good sharp slap in the face stuns most creatures, insects are no exception!
However one day i'm bound to judge it wrong and get decimated by the Hive mind!
For now however slapping and shouting seems to work!

 

[Spineyguy]

Wasps are the reason I keep a handgun under my pillow. One hint of a buzzing wing or the thunk of a head against a masterfully erected and strategically placed window and WHAM!

Incidentally, wasps are also the reason my room is full of bullet holes.

I have been known to react a similar way to other human beings.

 

[Desgardes]

Against this most savage of foes, there are only 4 options. 1 and 2 you used, flee and tactical ambush. 3 involves burning down your entire house, and when it is escaping the flames, let loose with a strong burst of artillery. 4 is possibly the most heinous of all. Find where the wasp lives as soon as you identify the possibility of attack, and freeze it with some freon, then blow it to hell with a bunch of fireworks. It completely demoralizes the enemy, but you have to then follow up with options 1-3, because they will rampage, and they do have bullet time, a la a stinging Max Payne

 

[Stuntcrab]

I love how you made it more... interesting instead of saying running around in a circle you used retreat and so on

But to kill errm... Spray it then run away like a little girl? or drown it in spray?

 

[Disaster Button]

I cry and run, usually the first after the second. When I was younger I tried to appease a wasp once with 2 of my newly bought starberry split ice cream lollies and it worked, but it wasn't worth the price. I didn't even get to lick them!

 

[Vilcus]

My cousin killed an entire swarm of wasps with hairspray and a lighter... it was the most epic shit ever, and I still think he saved my life that day. I hate wasps, and all insects that bite and sting. I have only ever been bitten by a horse fly, and it is an experience I'd like to avoid in the future (it bit the palm of my hand, the bastard, luckily I killed it at the same time).

 

[Gerhardt]

My father was epic with this kind of crap. Serious Hero Class. He would just pluck them out of the air and crush them with his bare hands. It was amazing and terrible to behold.

Up around these parts we don't get a whole lot of wasps, our long standing enemy is the yellow jacket. Quick and agile land speeders compared to the wasp's ponderous dreadnought. While I may not have my father's gigantic balls and penchant for unarmed combat, what I do have are size 15 boots, and it becomes more of a concern of not punching a hole through the dry wall during a kill.

I got married, that's how.

Ok, that's a mild exaggeration, but, I can usually count on my husband to deal with anything like that.

I know what you mean, Susan. I've become my wife's champion chosen to do battle with any and all centipedes that invade our home.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Damn.

I thought this would be about a band from the 80's.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

I usually run away then come back prepared. My grandfather though, Jesus Christ! He'd just plow right into the room, grab the little shit with his own bare hands and kill it.

 

[ObsessiveSketch]

This story gets about a bajillion times funnier if you substitute wasp for the acronym White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.

 

[Phoenix09215]

I never kill bee's I always just leave them to find their way out. However boths wasps abd flies feel the wrath of the almighty Fly Killer spray! Although, if spraying a wasp make sure its a direct hit and a one hit kill... otherwise those bastards might try and get revenge before their slow and painful death. HA! >