OOC: Actually, we're right outside the bathroom.
"On both counts, no, and I'm shocked you would think as such." Knife says, before muttering to himself, "I'm also shocked you don't get the reference to one of the best web seriese ever, of all time."
He speaks up again, "Now, if you excuse me, I really need to do a piss." With that, he turns, and tries to open the door to the bathroom. "Locked? Son of a...." He says, drawing his revolver and shooting the lock. He holsters his weapon, and opens the door.