We need a replacement for Chuck Norris

[Sven und EIN HUND]

Um...no, we don't.
But if I have to pick one, Keanu Reeves. Just so I can harm him in various ways in my posts.

What's the difference between Keanu Reeves and someone with no acting experience? Nothing.

Am I doing it right?

 

[B Goy]

Samuel Jackson

 

[Sassafrass]

Um...no, we don't.
But if I have to pick one, Keanu Reeves. Just so I can harm him in various ways in my posts.

What's the difference between Keanu Reeves and someone with no acting experience? Nothing.

Am I doing it right?

Pretty much.
But add more hammers to his face.

 

[Jedamethis]

Megan Fox!

We could...er...like, post pics of her...or something...?

I like the way this guy thinks!

 

[Irridium]

We already have one.

Saxton Hale

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Um...no, we don't.
But if I have to pick one, Keanu Reeves. Just so I can harm him in various ways in my posts.

Why do you want to hurt Mr. Reeves?.

Shouldn't it be Hugh Jackman?/

Myself, I hate Reeves or -_- as I know him.
When I'm Dr. Cox, I'll hate Jackman.

And is that Jeremy Clarkson in the avatar you have?

You personally know Reeves?. And yes, that is a Clarkson avatar!.

 

[Irridium]

Samuel Jackson

This is, acceptable.

 

[Sassafrass]

Um...no, we don't.
But if I have to pick one, Keanu Reeves. Just so I can harm him in various ways in my posts.

Why do you want to hurt Mr. Reeves?.

Shouldn't it be Hugh Jackman?/

Myself, I hate Reeves or -_- as I know him.
When I'm Dr. Cox, I'll hate Jackman.

And is that Jeremy Clarkson in the avatar you have?

You personally know Reeves?. And yes, that is a Clarkson avatar!.

No, but if I did know him, I wouldn't be posting here.
Due to me being in jail.

 

[Lullabye]

Um...no, we don't.
But if I have to pick one, Keanu Reeves. Just so I can harm him in various ways in my posts.

What's the difference between Keanu Reeves and someone with no acting experience? Nothing.

Am I doing it right?

Pretty much.
But add more hammers to his face.

hmm, so something like this?

Spoiler: Keanu Reeves likes his women the way he likes his liquor

12 years old and mixed up with coke.

 

[Scrythe]

 

[klarr]

DICK CHENEY!

 

[dududf]

Bruce Campbell.
Getting on a bit, but I'm amazed he's never come up.

It's weird hearing people say that, because my Grandpa's name is "Bruce Campbell"

(No he still has both arms)

 

[Insomniactk]

http://www.destructoid.com/medal-of-honor-s-bearded-warrior-is-real--156698.phtml
That guy?
Alternatively Saxton Hale.

 

[Video Gone]

Um...no, we don't.
But if I have to pick one, Keanu Reeves. Just so I can harm him in various ways in my posts.

NICE avatar.
Anyway, OT:
We don't need any more of these jokes.

 

[gim73]

Hillary Clinton.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

Um...no, we don't.
But if I have to pick one, Keanu Reeves. Just so I can harm him in various ways in my posts.

What's the difference between Keanu Reeves and someone with no acting experience? Nothing.

Am I doing it right?

Pretty much.
But add more hammers to his face.

Of course! Of course... The hammers... -takes note-
Actually, I think I should change it to: What's the difference between Keanu Reeves and someone with no acting experience? Millions of dollars and a continuous and unjustifiably successful career.

There we go, oh, and the hammers. To be fair though, I can't see anyone else having played Neo, and Bill and Ted will never be forgotten.

 

[Daveman]

me

 

[benbenthegamerman]

Bruce Campbell.
Getting on a bit, but I'm amazed he's never come up.

Evil Dead is a live documentry on Bruce Campbell in a haunted house.

 

[dsmops2003]

I vote Bruce Campbell as well. Evil Dead series, The Adventures of Brisco County Jr., Burn Notice need I say more.

 

[ZeroDotZero]

It will be Mistress Ching. I'm calling it now.

Spoiler