We need a replacement for Chuck Norris

[SextusMaximus]

Borris Karloff of course!

 

[FetaFrosch]

DICK CHENEY!

NEVER!!!!!

 

[God's Clown]

George Lucas, because he is quite literally already a joke.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Bob Barker!

 

[AlexWinter]

High Overlord Saurfang? Sigh when will I forget about WoW

 

[esperandote]

jet li

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

Tony Jaa because every time I see him jump that spade in Ong-Bak my nuts hurt.

If not him then perhaps the chick version of Tony Jaa from that movie chocolate.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Gok Wan.

So very manly.

 

[Siffit]

Aah, you silly people worshipping "bad ass" movie stars.
Here I present to you, a real man, Lars Monsen!

Check this out. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_Monsen
Ive seen his movies. He crossed northern Canada, used 2 years and 7 months.
Now thats a real viking. Makes me proud to be Norwegian

 

[AgentQV]

with all those celebs dieing I hink norris is next on the list

 

[CosmicCommander]

Ian Hislop is henceforth the new Chuck Norris.

 

[Little Duck]

Chuck Norris started as he did kung fu in westerns. Someone else will start when something equally gimmicky comes along.

 

[B Goy]

Will Smith or Samuel Jackson

 

[The Sorrow]

Fedor?

 

[recoverytwo]

Chuck Norris is his own replacement.

 

[DominicxD]

Captain Price! ^_^

 

[Queen Michael]

"Beat" Takeshi Kitano! He's perfect for the role! And his acting is better, too.

 

[Dudemeister]

[http://photobucket.com/images/bear%20jew]

 

[LTK_70]

Back to Soviet Russia jokes?

"In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris replaces YOU!"

 

[Fenby]

Jigglypuff. Now and always, the most horrific of killers

A true legend in battle, the perfect replacement