Weapons in your room...

[Jedoro]

I have knives, lots and lots of knives. I'd love for someone to break in. I could clock them over the head with something heavy and then tie them up, and spend the next three weeks sustaining them on bread and water while I come in multiple times a day and use each one to make another little cut on them until they beg me to just let them die, and then cut the arterys on the back of their knees and let them bleed out slowly >

.....this isn't sick at all....

You know what? I agree with you. That is pretty sick. How much of a mess would that make? Staining the carpet and what not. A much better way to torture someone is with a blowtorch. Slowly burn holes in them. Much cleaner and more civilized. What an amateur.

Or just tie them up, describe what blowtorching them would do, then jab them with a popsicle as you blowtorch a piece of steak nearby.

Cookie for ref.

OT: Probably the TV. It's small and compact. Easy to pick up, plenty of damaging ability, plus it's got glass on it, the better to damage your head with.

ah. shite. i've seen it before but it keeps slipping from my mind. oh wait. was that in The Punisher?

Yup. I've been trying to find the clip and failing. That crappy "Punisher: War Zone" movie keeps getting all the hits instead.

"Isn't science fun, Mickey?"

 

[GirlGamer]

Probably the sharpened swords all over my walls... And my throwing knives. And my javelin.

 

[clicketycrack]

I've got a knife I think.

 

[theSovietConnection]

Well, I've got a Scottish Claymore, a decorative katana, around 6 or 7 knives (not sure where all of them are, though) and a FuBar I keep under my bed. I also keep my gun case in my room, though at present its empty. Hope to be putting this in there soon.

 

[wgreer25]

Oh, the options...

Mossburg pistol grip 12 gauge in closet.

In gun safe (in the bedroom)...

H&K .45 Compact
Smith And Wesson .45 revolver
Sig 239 (.40 cal)

And my carry side arm is on the nightstand when I sleep...
Sig P232

Or if I were down stairs in my basement, I could use my rifle...
R700 (same one from COD4) chaimbered in 300 winMAG.

AMERICA... F**K YEAH! Hee Hee, just kidding. I really enjoy sport shooting, and I have lots of disposable income (no kids... yet). I'm not a hunter and in fact don't think I could ever shoot an animal unless my life depended on it. I'm a pretty good shot with pistol and rifle.

But, I do pitty the poor soul who breaks into my house if I am home.

 

[Xvito]

My Pikachu Doll.

It'd be all like "Pika Pika". And I'd be all like "Pikachu, use your Thunderbolt". And then everyone else would be like "OH SH-"... Yes.

--Xvito, keeping it excellent.

unless they had a squirtle.

What are you talking about? Squirtle's weakness is Electricity...

These kids today, don't even know how what Squirtle's weakness is. *grumbles*

--Xvito, keeping it excellent.

 

[AlexTheBucket2112]

my knives.

 

[ender214]

My old flute. Though it hasn't proven very effective, the bottom part keeps flying off when I swing it (do not ask me why I'm swinging a flute around like a jedi in my room...)

 

[messy]

Brother's guitar, my swiss army knife or BB/airsoft gun

 

[Lynx]

My fat Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix book..... ^^


Or, alternatively, my very long and very sharp hairpin.

 

[PerfectCherryBlossom]

I don't have a lot of things in my room as I like it simple yet practical. Therefore I'd have to say my keys.

 

[cartzo]

recurve bow, barnet slingshot, the mighty airzooka

 

[Wolfwind]

My "Droppin Plates" MP3. I would fight the war and use my music as a weapon.

I've got an old orbital frame in here too... some old piece of junk named after an egyptian god or something.... I guess I could use that as a weapon....

I guess.....

 

[Freelancer86]

One large 3in dia Korean War era US Navy artillery shell.

/drool

Dude! Got a pic of that you can upload?!

Actually yes, http://yfrog.com/4rshellij Found it in an old house I was tearing down one weekend.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

My lamp proably.

Light,Hard and it has a light bulb in it.

 

[Darth Sea Bass]

I got a katana and a guitar but the guitar would be last resort!

 

[Fairee]

I don't believe I have anything that could be used as a weapon, unless we start going into disturbing territory involving the imagination.

Like using a metal coathanger for an abortion....

 

[rocketseed]

emm probly my knife but that is an actual wepon so mabey a golf club or the bar to put my weights on

 

[stabnex]

Actually yes, http://yfrog.com/4rshellij Found it in an old house I was tearing down one weekend.

Wow! That looks like it could knock out a rhino! Right on

 

[RagnorakTres]

Either the 3 kunai (I call them kunai, but they're a little large, really more suited for melee than throwing, I suspect, though I'm OK at throwing them.) or the show bass my bro left behind when he moved out.