How do you even get in to your room without dying?zjpicks said:My entire room is a weapon. The ceiling is rigged to collapse, furniture is just waiting to start on fire, the floor is a massive spike strip. If those fail then my "replica" spiked mace might do the job.
Where can I get someone like you for protection?... And possibly some other stuff... xDEmileeElectro said:I have me... small but deadly according to my boyfriend.
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Now if I told you that my traps wouldn't be much good would they?crazyhaircut94 said:How do you even get in to your room without dying?zjpicks said:My entire room is a weapon. The ceiling is rigged to collapse, furniture is just waiting to start on fire, the floor is a massive spike strip.
If those fail then my "replica" spiked mace might do the job.
Where can I get someone like you for protection?... And possibly some other stuff... xDEmileeElectro said:I have me... small but deadly according to my boyfriend.
XD
Try the local shopping centre... Thursday is the best day.crazyhaircut94 said:Where can I get someone like you for protection?... And possibly some other stuff... xDEmileeElectro said:I have me... small but deadly according to my boyfriend.
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Oh, you don't have to worry... I already know how to get into your room...zjpicks said:Now if I told you that my traps wouldn't be much good would they?crazyhaircut94 said:How do you even get in to your room without dying?zjpicks said:My entire room is a weapon. The ceiling is rigged to collapse, furniture is just waiting to start on fire, the floor is a massive spike strip.
If those fail then my "replica" spiked mace might do the job.
Where can I get someone like you for protection?... And possibly some other stuff... xDEmileeElectro said:I have me... small but deadly according to my boyfriend.
XD
I'll remember that. But how are you better than other dangerous guards? I'm not convinced yet...EmileeElectro said:Try the local shopping centre... Thursday is the best day.crazyhaircut94 said:Where can I get someone like you for protection?... And possibly some other stuff... xDEmileeElectro said:I have me... small but deadly according to my boyfriend.
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Personally, keeping "weapons" handy made the monsters under the bed or in the closet laughable. I guess it just stuck. Plus I basically live in a studio apartment so everything is my bedroom and I like collecting weapons...greasedweasel said:I am unsettled by the number of people who keep deadly weapons within arm's reach of their bed.
I would improvise with a stone paperweight, or a set of mini-screwdrivers.