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Davey Woo

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Censorship I don't get is when the censor the EXACT thing they don't want people to be seeing, and nothing else.For example if someone puts up their middle finger, they blur out the middle finger only, so you're left with someones fist and a blurry bit thinking "I wonder what that could POSSIBLY BE!"

Just seems like a waste of time to me.
 

cabalistics

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There's the classic Scarface censorship "This town is one big chicken just waiting to be plucked"

And I remember a few times when Back to the Future aired the overdubbed the word asshole with buthead from a different part of the movie
 

Banana Phone Man

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I have had a weird one recently. I play League of Legends and the EU version and the EU version has to abide by some countries ***Germany cough cough*** rules. This means that all of the blood it gone. Recently a new character came out which was a vampire. Everything about him was blood based, so it was all replaced with the blood turning it into poo. I am not kidding. Germany would rather have a poo flinging Vampire instead of a bloody one. At least it doesn't sparkle. Also what is funny is that the rules won't allow bleeding in the game however death is acceptable. Something isn't right here.
 

garfoldsomeoneelse

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Hubilub said:

4kids are fucking stupid
I don't even watch anime, but I still agree that 4kids is an absolute abomination. It's like every neurotic, over-protective helicopter-mom in the world was simultaneously recruited into one censorship bureau.

On a side note, judging by the look of that video, I think I'm beginning to understand why I never really got anime; tried watching some here and there, but there were people getting drunk on "water", making threatening gestures with "lollipops", people "tripping" for no apparent reason, and getting knocked out by "harmless" shit... except when they do get the crap beaten out of them, then they'll just get up with a few scuffs and dirt marks. 4kids took everything remotely adult (a.k.a. everything realistic and understandable) out of their shows, and that left me with what basically amounted to a LooneyTunes show trying to have a storyline with characters that acted less like humans than Christopher Walken. Hell, that's probably why I was always surprised to click over to Adult Swim and see anime I wouldn't qualify as "really fucking stupid"... 4kids left a bad impression.

EDIT: Whoops, forgot to contribute: Any cable movie channel.
 

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manythings said:
I'm watching spaceballs, literally right now, on the Syfy (Fucking stupid name) channel and each time a character says shit it has been blanked out or the line removed entirely.
Probably because its on befor 9pm, which is the watershed, the time when swears are allowed because every liitle kid goes to bed at 9 rite? /sarcasm

uhh, yea 4Kids takes it a bit far, they edit out onigiri (rice balls) in an episode of pokemon, and redraw sandwiches... i mean, rice
 

TheJwalkR

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Evil the White said:
megaman24681012 said:
censorship WITHIN porn, a little redundant dontcha think?
And also hampers enjoyment. Very counter-productive.
No, alot of the time with censorship within porn is because they want you to pay to see the entire thing. This ends up being productive for the website because in order to fully enjoy it you have to pay.
 

William Dickbringer

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south park infamous episode 201 where comedy central censored Mohammad (I think that was the joke the creators made) and his name and the 30 second speech that kyle makes and what jesus and santa claus say after kyle seriously it's a 30 second beep it killed my ears
 

ARatherHandsomeGent

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I view ALL censorship stupid to be honest, but this example is just hilarious.
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0007324510.jpg/img
Ok, couldn't find a picture of it, but basically the shops put a little sticker saying ''censored'' over the word shit. I just find it silly and redundant.
 

child of lileth

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megaman24681012 said:
censorship WITHIN porn, a little redundant dontcha think?
It's because American laws from around WWII forced them to do it in other countries' adult material. Japan being the most famous case of this (if not the only).
 

silver wolf009

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When a movie is censored for TV. If your going to run it on the public air waves, run it as is. If you see anything you wouldnt put on the tv, dont run it.

Off topic: reminded me of this picture.

 

matrix guardian

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Awwwe, that sucks about Spaceballs because they take out one of my favorite lines. The part where they are "combing" the desert and they are asking if they have found anything yet. "Nope. Nothing here." Then they get to the guys with the hair pick and he says, "We ain't found SHIT!" They way he says it cracks me up every time. And you won't get to see it :(
Oh hey, you can see it here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMfasIbOn1g

As for the OT question, I guess this:
BlindTom said:
All censorship is weird censorship.
I had a teacher back in high school that would say "vomit" as an expletive instead of shit. Because shit was a "bad" word and vomit wasn't. So it would be less offensive. But I and some friends thought that this had the opposite effect. We thought that saying vomit all the time rather than shit was more bothersome (if at all). Because nobody else used the phrase "Oh vomit," and "oh shit" is a very common phrase they convey a different message and impact. Shit is so commonly used as an expletive that when I hear it I more often think "something bad happened, someone made a mistake, got hurt, etc." (which is the relevant meaning and intended information to be conveyed), and less often I think "someone is talking about a steaming pile of feces" (which is the original meaning of the word). So when my teacher would say "oh vomit" it would evoke thoughts of gross immagery in my mind, because that's what the word vomit refers to, a foul smelling soupy puddle of chunks of halfdigested food mixed in with bile, or the action of puking and spewing out such contents, splashing it on the floor. So ironically by the very usage of "shit" as a "bad" word, it actually becomes less offensive than the attempts at censorship that use "not bad" words to replace it.
 

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manythings said:
I'm watching spaceballs, literally right now, on the Syfy (Fucking stupid name) channel and each time a character says shit it has been blanked out or the line removed entirely.
Didn't southpark have an entire episode dedicated to the word 'shit?'
I don't understand why Spaceballs has it censored then have Southpark say shit 142 (or however many times) times without a single bleep?
 

kinggamecat

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I can't stand when they censer the word HOLE they can say it anytime accept after "butt" or "ass" WTF is wrong with the word "HOLE" when ya put it next to "ASS" Shouldn't "ASS" be MORE censored!? Seriously, it pisses me off almost as much as superman's dangling curly hair strand or the Twilight saga!
 

Sn1P3r M98

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KoSTHB said:
tomtom94 said:
Snakes on a Plane, daytime TV edit, need I say more?
no you don't
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A
DAMN IT! No weekend flights! And those monkey fightin snakes are driving me freaking insane!