From my brothers viewpoint: Me
I'm horrible, to the point where I almost kick him out of his bed*. Well, a few days ago, he wished revenge. He took a box of ice cream, sneaked into my room, earlay in the mornin', and tried to sneak forward to my bed. I woke up as a pure instinct and fended him off. He got me up, but I had at least avoided a ice box to my skin.
*The reason why, is because he has slept way too long (so my mother commands me to wake him up), then I have to get him up on his feet, or else he will just go to asleep again
EDIT: On a LAN, I woke up with a stingy pain in my eye. My friends had appaerently put toothpaste onto my hand. Not only did I smash my hand into my face, but I smeared it all over the right side of my face, and some of it came into my eye.
EDIT 2:
sageoftruth said:
Some of you have heard this already, but I once got woken up in a cold sweat by a dream about a huge spider trying to climb up my throat and out my mouth.
I've had a similar one, where in my dream there was a big black shadow in the foreground. Then I woke up because I felt a spider were walking on my back. But it were only shivers which went upwards from my butt to neck.