Time for a drinking story. This is why I don't drink alcohol anymore.
Ok, so doing some underage drinking, 19th birthday, at a friends who was also celebrating his birthday with a large group of frriends. Now when I drank at this age, I drank some vicious sh**, basically anything that was mixed together, (usually a series of cheep, hard liquours). So, at this party. Friend of ours is playing bartender and mixing all kinds of drinks in the typical red plasitc picnic cups, you know the kind. I honestly cannot remember the number that I knocked down, but it was a lot and fast. So after the Nth drink things got fuzzy. I am told that very in depth conversation was had about starting some sort of assassination company, do not remember that. I remember being helped out of the chair I'd been sitting in, point out that I'm going to fall over if I try and move. He didn't listen and I collapsed on the ground in the living room.
Okay so I passed out, it's like sleeping only forced. So while it's not a weird place to fall asleep its the manner in which I came too. Some drinks know about being the captain of the carpent ship, if you know what I'm talking about then maybe back off the drink a little. I wasn't the Captain of the carpet ship, I was the goddamned U.S.S. Carpet Ship and someone just installed a trampoline. I woke up with about three full grown people using my drunk self as a trampoline. (This is why I don't drink anymore.)
Enertainingly, no hangover the next day. Everyone talking loudly at me as though it would hurt my head.