Weirdest Super Power You Can Have!

[Jark212]

The ability to command fangirls all over the world... I would be unstoppable...

 

[Danallighieri]

The ability to make anyone within a 10 mile radius lose all sense of norms and run naked through the streets

 

[titanium turtle]

the power to turn a cactus into a pie

 

[LeonLethality]

The power to shoot playing cards out of your mouth at a rapid pace.

 

[SpikeyGirl]

To give the world background music of my choosing.

 

[Seatownstriker]

Shooting spaghetti noodles from my fingers.I actually stole this one from Dane Cook. And my arch nemesis would be Atkins Man!

 

[Soxafloppin]

I shall post what i allways post in these threads.

"I shoot Deckchairs out of my kneecaps"

 

[Willis_D]

To (sort of) quote Russell Howard: The ability to make people orgasm just by touching them. Could you imagine the fun? And not just for sex stuff, lets say a mugger comes up to you
Mugger: Gimme your wallet!
Me: *poke*
Mugger: *orgasm*
Me: *many pokes*
Mugger: *on the floor. drained*

Be so fun.

 

[Eldarion]

Psychic GPS.

I once wrote a story about a character who had this power. Basically, she could never get lost, and she could find misplaced items on demand. I would LOVE to have that power. XD

It'd be pretty useless in superheroics (except maybe for a sidekick) though.

I could see someone with that power being invaluable to a super hero team if kept safe back at base and in constant communication with the leader.

Wait I think batman did that.....what was her name?

 

[Ninjamedic]

The power to manipulate bread. EAT MY WHOLEWHEAT JUSTICE!!!

 

[interspark]

Shatting bricks

Say goodbye to the ideea of homeless people!

i dunno, i mean would you be prepared to crap out a house load of bricks?

 

[interspark]

The power to manipulate bread. EAT MY WHOLEWHEAT JUSTICE!!!

yeah thats the problem, i think said villain probably would

 

[PurpleSky]

Shatting bricks

Say goodbye to the ideea of homeless people!

i dunno, i mean would you be prepared to crap out a house load of bricks?

Well,over time,yes.People poop alot you know.

 

[Ninjamedic]

The power to manipulate bread. EAT MY WHOLEWHEAT JUSTICE!!!

yeah thats the problem, i think said villain probably would

He will eat until he will explode! GRAAAAAIN!!!!!!

 

[IanBrazen]

I can build dam's thats my super power.

http://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/thread.php?id=12947

[sub]Im referencing the last 4 posts.[/sub]

 

[interspark]

right, now for my superpower, the power to shoot trained monkeys out of my mouth (prbably less painful then the alternative) that way id not only have intelegent projectiles but also a never ending supply of minions!

 

[thenumberthirteen]

The ability to never bite the inside of my mouth. Just imagine all the Badass super heroes of the world and know they still occasionally bite the inside of their mouths. You file like a right idiot and its really annoying as if you do it once you keep on doing it.

 

[Rarhnor]

The power of not NOT to die