Weirdest Super Power You Can Have!

[SeanTheSheep]

Having a sponge foot, how many times do you come across a child underneath a vehicle? very little, but how many times do you come across spillage?

Your logic is flawless, but when you said "Child under a vehicle" I thought you were going to talk about helping clean up...
Eew...

OT: The ability to make someone's watch go up or down to the next notch so it gets uncomfortable after a while because it digs into their skin, or it spins around their wrist so you can't read the time without fiddling around and looking like a fool.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

The ability to shoot yogurt from my armpits. Beat that.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

The power to make any lie the truth.

That is remarkably close to what the magicians in Ursula K. LeGuin's Earth Sea novels do...
Also, way too powerful to be a useless superpower...
"I am an eagle!"
"No you're not."
*makes lie be true*
"Now I am!"

OT:
The power to attend my own funeral.

 

[rosemystica]

Psychic GPS.

I once wrote a story about a character who had this power. Basically, she could never get lost, and she could find misplaced items on demand. I would LOVE to have that power. XD

It'd be pretty useless in superheroics (except maybe for a sidekick) though.

I could see someone with that power being invaluable to a super hero team if kept safe back at base and in constant communication with the leader.

Wait I think batman did that.....what was her name?

That would be Oracle (formerly Batgirl) but she doesn't actually have any superpowers, aside from the 1337est of all hacking skills and general Total Freaking Awesomeness.

 

[majorboon]

the power to rewind time...by 1 nanosecond!

 

[Mr. Gency]

If i had super powers, EVERYONE would be naked.

That's not as fun as it sounds (I'll let everyone figure out why on their own)

OT: The ability to make a wish that can't potentially to back fire on me.

 

[Mr. Gency]

The ability to shoot yogurt from my armpits. Beat that.

The ability to eat food...


THROUGH. MY. ASS.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

The ability to shoot yogurt from my armpits. Beat that.

The ability to eat food...


THROUGH. MY. ASS.

I think we may need to agree to disagree.

 

[Pyrignis]

The power to weld dead canines to evildoers.

This power is so awesome someone should make a comic about it <-- (Meaningful wink)

 

[Zorg Machine]

cum money.

Or materializing rubber ducks on peoples heads every time you blink.

 

[No-Superman10]

That's a gooden. How about premature ejactulation guy.

Stop or I'll aaaaaarrrggh!

The ability to cause an orgasm by touching someone.

Robber 1: Freeze! Give me your wallet!
Me: *poke*
Robber 1: NNnngh
Robber 2: Shoot him!
Robber 1: I can't i'm too horny!
Me: *pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke*
Robbers 1&2: AAAAAAAGH!

EDIT: crud, ninja'd

 

[Harkwell]

1. The power of forcing people to walk like a Counter-strike character
2. The ability to have policemen anywhere, at anytime, in any position, at any direction with current speed.
Madman: Give me your wallet!
Me: *Yanks a cop from 4 miles down the street*
Cop: AAHHHHHHH- *Slams into Madman*
Me: Thanks officer!
Cop: *Starts to struggle with Madman* Backup! Reinfo-
Me: *Calls down more cops from the sky*

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

I think i'll just go along with this one

To give the world background music of my choosing.

That'd be totally awesome!

 

[No-Superman10]

The ability to give you the sudden urge to run.

Badguy: IMMA SHOOT YOU!
Me: *Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare*
Badguy: I...Have to...Go...Now... *flees*

 

[skitzo van]

The ability to shit out money or cake. Your anus would either be on fire (depending on how old you are) or bleeding from all the paper cuts

 

[No-Superman10]

Saw this on the Dr. Mcninja comic.

The ability to move any of my internal organs to any point of my body.
You could be riddled with bulletholes and survive 'cos you moved your lungs/heart 3 inches to the left.