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ArcNitemare

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>Greg:Do a victory dance

You throw your hands up in triumph..followed by your arms dropping a second later in exhaustion.Man,that really took it out of you.You feel your eyes drooping a bit before you shake yourself out of it.Which doesn't really help much.

You still have alot to do before you can go to sleep.Too much to do infact.

You scroll through your CHUMROLL and see that Dirk..CurrentDirk...is on.Good.You two have things to discuss..and if all goes well..plans to put into motion.You have to wonder why you got stuck as the plan maker around here.

[08:19:11] -- ghostKnight [GK] began pestering stabsSalesman [SS] at 20:19 --
[08:20:14] GK: Hey Dirk..you busy?
[08:20:49] GK: I kinda need to talk with you about some stuff
[08:21:44] SS: =]=> Yeah, I got a minute. What's up?
[08:22:24] GK: Well..alot has happened since we last talked..and your future doomed self told me to contact you
[08:22:32] GK: I will keep it short
[08:22:56] GK: War Between Light and Dark.Light is supposed to lose..only its not.
[08:23:07] GK: Chas and I had a bit of a falling out.
[08:23:43] GK: An agent of Derse named Jack Noir wants to ally with Prosit,the Kingdom of Ligh,to take down the Black King and Queen
[08:24:03] GK: Oh and I'm the Knight of Space
[08:25:28] SS: =]=> Well on the bright side that last part is sweet. I'm the Mentor of Time if I haven't mentioned.
[08:25:38] GK: Ya,I heard.Awesome by the way
[08:26:29] SS: =]=> Definitely. So that's a whole lot of shit to sort through. Let's start with the simplest one.
[08:26:33] SS: =]=> What did Chas do this time?
[08:26:45] GK: He kinda..attack me..and it was kinda my fault
[08:27:09] GK: I needed to see how bad he had gotten
[08:27:32] GK: So I said Space > Light..and it didn't go as I had hoped
[08:28:40] SS: =]=> Yeah, expecting a sane response from Chas was your first mistake.
[08:28:53] GK: So it would seem
[08:29:08] GK: Oh well..maybe its for the best
[08:29:51] SS: =]=> I'll try and sort it out with him. Unless Future Me has already done that?
[08:30:21] GK: I don't know.I have only talked with your future self once.He told me he would though.
[08:30:42] GK: No matter what happens..Chas would have thought at some point that I would try to undermine his "leadership" or something
[08:31:07] GK: Which I would like to add in full and total honesty...I am not..
[08:32:01] SS: =]=> Don't worry about it, I know you're not.
[08:32:11] SS: =]=> From the looks of these memos Future Me has that handled.
[08:32:31] GK: Thanks.Glad someone believes me
[08:33:30] SS: =]=> So who is this Jack Noir anyway?
[08:33:57] GK: An agent of Derse.And,according to Illire and Letage,a sub-boss if you will.
[08:34:29] GK: They had to deal with him,and he stabbed both of them,literally,at some point in the past
[08:35:04] GK: As I said,he wants to ally with the White Queen to take down the Black King and Queen.
[08:36:12] GK: And the trolls told me that his hate for the Black Queen may be strong enough to make him a valuable ally...but I feel I just don't have enough info on him
[08:36:44] SS: =]=> And he is on Derse, you think?
[08:37:11] GK: I believe so
[08:37:39] SS: =]=> Then maybe I can get to him. I think I'm a Derse dreamer.
[08:37:44] GK: You are
[08:37:56] GK: Chas,Rich and I are Princes of Prospit
[08:38:20] GK: Xavier,Connor,and you are Princes of Derse
[08:38:35] GK: And that last bit may be important
[08:38:46] SS: =]=> Why's that?
[08:41:03] GK: Well..Lily gave me an idea.She said that the Queen isn't the only authority in Derse.So I wonder,and I have no idea if I am right in this,but what if the people of Derse revere the Princes like the people of Prospit do
[08:42:19] SS: =]=> That's... interesting, and a theory I might want to try later.
[08:42:34] SS: =]=> But step one is waking so I can test this at all.
[08:43:05] GK: Of course.I just wanted to talk with you before hand.That way you might be able to find out more.
[08:44:12] GK: I do hope that isn't asking to much of you
[08:44:29] GK: I just don't know who to ask right now...
[08:44:42] SS: =]=> No, it's no problem. I'd appreciate it if there was something you could do with helping me wake, though.
[08:45:28] GK: I don;t know what I could do.All I can tell you is what I did and that was go to sleep..Well for me it was more like a trance...but I'm sure sleep would work too
[08:46:43] SS: =]=> Hm, darn. It's not much, but it is a start though, so thanks. Maybe I can ask Future Me about it.
[08:47:48] GK: Ya,he might be able to help.I also asked Letage to see if she could talk some since into Chas and get him to understand that what is happening on Prospit is important.I fear he thinks I'm making it up.Which I am not...
[08:49:42] SS: =]=> Good idea. He seems to listen to Letage more than any of us.
[08:51:24] GK: So it would seem.He definetly seems to be listening to everyone more then me now.I'm really not doing very well as a therapist it seems.....
[08:51:50] SS: =]=> Don't worry about it. Chas is Chas, expecting him to make sense is asking too much.
[08:52:05] SS: =]=> Just try and direct him in a way so he doesn't hurt himself, or the people around him.
[08:52:14] GK: I guess.
[08:52:25] GK: Oh and next chance you get,can you do me a favor?
[08:52:58] GK: I need you to convince Chas to go to sleep,seek out the White Queen and give her advice
[08:53:08] GK: I know that sounds like a very bad idea..
[08:54:07] GK: But I hope that maybe him seeing Prospit may snap something in him.
[08:54:22] SS: =]=> Well, I can try and get him to wake up.
[08:54:33] GK: Hopefully not his spine like Illire seems to want.
[08:54:45] SS: =]=> I'm not sure seeing the White Queen is the best idea right now though.
[08:55:00] SS: =]=> At least, not before someone else lets her know to take anything he says with a grain of salt.
[08:55:52] GK: I'm aware.I plan on heading back to Prospit soon to tell the Queen that I beleive that an alliance with Jack would be for the best.
[08:56:39] GK: Atleast with Chas thinking I'm the enemy,I can get things done faster
[08:57:53] SS: =]=> True enough.
[08:58:00] SS: =]=> I'll try and get ahold of Jack, somehow.
[08:58:09] GK: Good.
[08:59:08] GK: Oh and Dirk...I feel there is something I should tell one of us...
[08:59:23] GK: But you MUST NOT tell Chas what I tell you..understand?
[08:59:39] GK: And I know you and Chas tell each other everything
[09:00:35] GK: I know Chas probably told you I kinda went...ballistic.on some imps in my room when this whole thing started
[09:00:57] SS: =]=> I recall something like that, yes.
[09:01:54] GK: I figure as much..with Chas not trusting me his chance of telling everyone everything I say and do seems to go up..blah
[09:02:22] GK: But you MUST promise me that you will tell no one else this.
[09:02:41] SS: =]=> I am a lot better at keeping secrets than I'm given credit for.
[09:02:48] GK: Very well.
[09:03:01] GK: I have told no one this..not even the trolls
[09:03:30] GK: But when I was on Propsit...I looked up into the planet that Prospit orbits.Think Like the moon did with the Earth.
[09:03:55] GK: And I saw..visions..I guess you would call them?
[09:04:16] GK: I saw a blood-stained fork, an imp being thrown through space, a vase hurtling to ground hundreds of feet below, a steel d20 flying through the air, a massive cavern full of miniature suns, and a massive burning city
[09:04:16] SS: =]=> Visions? Visions of what?
[09:04:44] GK: I don;t know what they mean..but the blood-stained fork has me worried
[09:05:00] SS: =]=> That is a tad... unsettling.
[09:05:27] GK: Tell me about it.I keep seeing that stuff flashing through my head every now and then.
[09:06:45] SS: =]=> Well... what I've learned going through this game is that a lot of stuff is planned out ahead.
[09:06:57] GK: It would seem that way.
[09:07:09] SS: =]=> Fate is playing a hand in everything, so no matter how hard you try, certain things will happen. It is unavoidable.
[09:07:21] SS: =]=> And I say fuck that.
[09:08:04] SS: =]=> If Chas is in danger I'll protect him. Simple as that. And God him fucking self protect any poor inky bastard that tries to stop me.
[09:08:44] GK: Dirk,be careful.I may not know much about time,other the what I read,and I admit I know nothing about how it works here
[09:09:33] GK: But bad things could happen if we aren't careful.
[09:10:33] GK: And I would rather not lose another friend today.
[09:10:36] SS: =]=> I know. But the other option is letting whatever horrible thing is about to happen, happen.
[09:10:44] SS: =]=> And I can't do that in good conscience.
[09:10:57] GK: I understand.I understand that all to well.
[09:11:46] GK: Hell,for us all,trolls included,to get out of this crazy place..I wouldn't be surprissed if more of us have to die to make that happen.
[09:13:17] SS: =]=> Unacceptable.
[09:13:30] GK: I agree
[09:13:33] SS: =]=> No one else is dying.
[09:14:24] GK: I would hope so as well.But,what with everything that has happened,I wouldn't put it past this game.
[09:15:51] GK: But enough bleak thoughts...on a positive note..I think your sis has been here in this Land
[09:16:11] SS: =]=> Really? What makes you say that?
[09:16:12] GK: One of the Villagers at the last place I visited had one of her d20s
[09:17:10] SS: =]=> Huh. I'm surprised she'd ever let her d20 be further than five feet from her.
[09:17:17] SS: =]=> Wonder how that villager got it.
[09:18:14] GK: Your guess is as good as mine.I have found some clues that my Mother was here as well.
[09:18:42] SS: =]=> That's cool. I wonder what all of our family are up to?
[09:19:27] GK: Well,if what my Mother has left behind is any indication,kicking ass.
[09:19:57] SS: =]=> Think they're up to something?
[09:20:11] GK: I couldn't tell you.Maybe.
[09:20:32] GK: Too much has been going on to be just random cahnce anymore.
[09:22:38] GK: Well I hate to end this conversation Dirk,but I have some things I need to take care of.I still need to talk with Rich,Talk to the other Princes of Derse,speak with the White Queen,fihnd some way to safe Propsit and us,and if Chas does go to far,go to this God Tier to stop him.
[09:23:05] SS: =]=> You've been hearing about the God Tiers too?
[09:23:24] GK: Ya,Illire told me some stuff.Levels beyong levels apparently.
[09:24:09] GK: That reminds me,Illire said he had some "space training wheels" for me when I got back to my home.And I think he liked the pancakes I gave him too :)
[09:24:36] SS: =]=> Oh, that's cool! And yeah, I've been hearing about the God Tiers. Interesting stuff.
[09:25:10] GK: Very.And if Chas does lose it..maybe my only chance to stop him before he hurts himself or innocents
[09:25:42] SS: =]=> And the more I see about our prototyping blunders, the only way to stop the Black King.
[09:26:25] SS: =]=> But I should let you go. Good luck.
[09:26:26] GK: Ya,he is the final boss of sorts.We beat him,we win the Ultimate Reward..what ever that is
[09:26:36] GK: But ya,later Dirk..and good luck :) /bow
[09:27:15] -- stabsSalesman [SS] ceased pestering ghostKnight [GK] at 21:27 --

You breath a sigh of relief as you click off the chat you had with Dirk.Atleast one of your friends believes you.You do hope he will talk some sense into Chas...

You scan the CHUMROLL and see that another of the Derse Dreamers you need to talk to is on.

[10:20:53] -- ghostKnight [GK] began pestering backroomSix [BS] at 22:20 --
[10:20:58] BS: Oh, hey guy
[10:21:00] GK: Hey dude,you busy?
[10:21:07] BS: Almost about to be, but no
[10:21:15] BS: You need to talk to me about you memos and stuff?
[10:21:27] BS: Cause I just found out some stuff about trolls and some guy calle jack
[10:21:29] GK: Nice to know someone saw it :/
[10:21:35] BS: A agent of desire
[10:21:39] GK: What do you know about Jack?
[10:21:46] BS: He hired me after capturing me to kill the black queen
[10:21:51] BS: he calls her huge bithc
[10:21:56] GK: I see.
[10:21:57] BS: so he has issues with her or something
[10:22:05] BS: I think he's got a plan to fuck things up
[10:22:12] BS: I told Chas
[10:22:13] GK: Its complicated
[10:22:14] BS: he was no help
[10:22:20] GK: I see
[10:22:41] GK: How much do you know about everything going on?
[10:22:47] BS: Nothing
[10:23:00] GK: I see.
[10:23:01] BS: Just that jack tryed to get me to kill the black queen
[10:23:03] BS: and got me killed
[10:23:06] BS: My dream self I mean
[10:23:18] GK: Your dreamselves can die ? D:
[10:23:22] BS: Yes
[10:23:29] BS: Be carufl
[10:23:33] GK: Well..thats not good..
[10:23:34] BS: I also have more info about dreams
[10:23:38] BS: I made a txt
[10:23:43] BS: I'll send it to you
[10:24:15] BS: Heres the thingie
[10:24:27] -- backroomSix [BS] Dreaming info and study.txt --
[10:24:33] -- backroomSix [BS] sent --
[10:24:48] BS: OK, so read that later
[10:24:54] BS: I got info about the trolls too
[10:25:01] GK: I will.Thanks.
[10:25:06] BS: It's only stuff about their culure
[10:25:17] GK: Ya,I heard about that
[10:25:20] BS: I just found it out while counter trolling future blue troll
[10:25:39] BS: I think blue bloods are institivly liers
[10:25:43] GK: Please tell me you aren't antagonizing them :/
[10:25:52] BS: Only them from the future
[10:25:57] BS: Far future
[10:25:59] BS: So it's all cool
[10:26:08] BS: Until we, well, meet them
[10:26:16] BS: But we'll all be god tier or somethign
[10:26:21] GK: And give them a reason to kill us in the future...
[10:26:42] GK: So you know about God Tier then?
[10:27:07] BS: As I told the blue troll, wait, I'll just copy pasta what I said.
[10:27:44] GK: The blue trolls name is Letage by the way.And Illire is the red troll.I ask that you be nice to them in the future.
[10:27:56] BS: Fine
[10:28:05] BS: Now give me a moment while I reread this
[10:28:13] GK: Very well
[10:28:18] BS: Yeah, I was kinda being a jerk
[10:28:23] BS: But she wasn't much better
[10:28:36] BS: Those trolls have a pretty fucked up goverment system
[10:28:39] BS: Like
[10:28:40] BS: really fucked up
[10:28:46] BS: You know of it already?
[10:28:58] GK: The whole blood thing?Only bits and pieces
[10:29:15] BS: I got most of the stuff that about it
[10:29:26] GK: Apparently all of Illire's bloodbrothers were killed
[10:29:27] BS: except blood colors other than red and blue
[10:29:35] BS: Apearntly
[10:29:41] BS: As I was saying
[10:29:59] BS: The highbloods are the highest of the trolls, because their born that way.
[10:30:15] BS: All lower blood colors follow the one above it or those futher above it
[10:30:26] BS: Their bloods also act as miltiary ranks in adult hood
[10:30:32] GK: I see
[10:30:39] BS: And they are also part grub
[10:30:51] GK: Part grub?
[10:31:05] BS: Every play Half Life two epiosde two?
[10:31:10] BS: There like those grubs
[10:31:24] BS: and they grow into human like bodys
[10:31:49] BS: but with grey skin, yellow eyes with only black plups I'm assuming, and horns
[10:32:25] GK: I see...that is not what I expected
[10:32:38] GK: I don't know what I was expecting..but that wasn;t it :/
[10:32:48] BS: Also, red blood tend and slightly higher ones tend to rebel most ofton
[10:33:08] BS: And a the least attached to the hive mind
[10:33:19] BS: Blue bloods are the most patriotic
[10:33:25] BS: and I don't know about the others
[10:33:37] GK: I see.Well that is..something
[10:33:45] BS: You didn't know most of this?
[10:33:53] BS: I told you they were doush bags
[10:33:58] GK: I never asked them.
[10:34:01] BS: Why would anyone expect aliens to be friendly
[10:34:02] GK: And they aren't
[10:34:13] GK: They have been nothing but friendly to me
[10:34:30] BS: Well if it was the red one, he's been trolling you most likely
[10:34:37] BS: and I know for a fact the blue one is no good
[10:34:40] BS: She may seem nice
[10:34:45] BS: But she is pure evil
[10:34:51] BS: And a very skilled lier
[10:34:54] BS: don't trust her
[10:35:17] BS: I don't think the red one is competely bad
[10:35:20] GK: Connor...not to be rude...
[10:35:27] GK: but you are making a mess
[10:35:38] BS: As in you can't understand me?
[10:35:39] GK: I trust both of them
[10:36:00] BS: If your going to trust them, then trust them for what they are
[10:36:02] BS: Trolls
[10:36:18] GK: I trust them for what they are.People who need our help
[10:36:31] BS: How do we even know that?
[10:36:49] BS: they could be lieing
[10:36:59] GK: Considering they seem to dislike each other,I don;t think they are staying together for shits and giggles
[10:37:14] BS: There kismises or something
[10:37:20] GK: Moriails now
[10:37:29] BS: depends on where in the time line
[10:37:39] GK: Well last I looked,current
[10:37:53] GK: I don't know,time is Dirks thing.
[10:38:03] GK: I'll stick to being the Knight of Space
[10:38:11] BS: I'm the bard of mind
[10:38:21] BS: Pretty cool eh?
[10:38:35] GK: Not to bad.What are your powers?
[10:39:00] BS: I think it may be high though capasity, as I have been experecning recently
[10:39:14] BS: The turdel guy says I should be able to forsee the future
[10:39:16] GK: Hmm..that may be useful
[10:39:28] GK: Infact..that may be very useful
[10:39:37] BS: I like the idea of using my brain instead of brawn and stuff
[10:39:49] BS: But I don't think it will make a very powerful god tier
[10:39:55] GK: You never know
[10:40:02] BS: hey, what does space do?
[10:40:34] GK: Well from what I have done so far,and what Illire has told me,seems to be the manipulation of space
[10:40:48] BS: Is she really the hero of mind?
[10:40:54] BS: She keeps changing her story for me
[10:41:00] GK: Letage?
[10:41:10] BS: No, the girl
[10:41:14] BS: Blue
[10:41:25] BS: Wait
[10:41:31] GK: That is her.Letage is the blue troll.Illire is the red dude.
[10:41:45] BS: OK, good think I called them by their color and stuff
[10:41:53] BS: Other wise it would of been acword
[10:41:55] BS: Wait
[10:41:57] BS: no it woun't
[10:42:01] BS: I don't care
[10:42:09] BS: Well, now I don't anyways
[10:42:43] GK: Be nice to them.They may surprise you.But as to what kind of hero she is...I never asked
[10:42:55] GK: I think Illire is space though
[10:43:02] BS: Don't, she won't give you a staight answer
[10:43:18] GK: You just haven't asked the right question :)
[10:43:18] BS: Unless you can sort out her mind games, you can't figure her out
[10:43:25] BS: Sigh
[10:44:00] BS: I don't think the trolls are romanticly intrested in ust
[10:44:03] BS: Maybe eachother
[10:44:05] BS: But not us
[10:44:13] BS: You know
[10:44:19] GK: That is their choice.We can't force them :/
[10:44:30] BS: I think blue was keeping red as a slave at one point
[10:44:36] BS: Shows their kismeisisnes
[10:44:40] BS: Or whatever
[10:44:50] GK: I see..Illire never mentioned that..I will have to ask..
[10:45:02] BS: I blocked illire
[10:45:09] BS: I guess I better undo that
[10:45:09] GK: Unblock him please
[10:45:12] BS: I will
[10:45:15] BS: OK, done
[10:45:19] GK: Thank you.
[10:45:26] BS: I don't think it really maters
[10:45:38] BS: I only blocked him off for one dungion and alot of sleeping
[10:45:57] GK: What did you see on Derse exactly?
[10:46:58] BS: OK, it was made of a large planet and chained on moon, likely due to lack of gravity because their so small, you could fly across them very easly
[10:47:22] BS: There are three towers in the mood, one with three dreamers, me xaiver and dirk,
[10:47:28] GK: Same as Prospit...go on
[10:47:36] BS: We get to fulfil our intrest there, and fly around and shit
[10:47:56] GK: Dirk,Xavier and You are Princes of Derse
[10:48:07] GK: Chas,Rich and I are Princes of Prospit
[10:48:14] BS: that sucks, they didn't seem to care when they killed me
[10:48:24] BS: Well, jack killed me with the queens permision
[10:48:42] GK: Ya..the Black Queen isn't nice from what I heard
[10:49:06] BS: He must of ether wanted me to frame the other dreamers, which he may has done, or really though I could kill her
[10:49:09] BS: Likely the former
[10:49:33] BS: I think you should contack dirk and get him to wake up xaiver or get them out of their
[10:49:42] GK: I have contacted Dirk
[10:49:52] GK: He is going to look into Jack more for me.
[10:49:56] BS: That's bad
[10:49:58] BS: Don't do that
[10:50:00] GK: Jack may be an ally
[10:50:11] BS: Jack is slick spades from MSPA
[10:50:15] BS: all the agents are
[10:50:20] BS: the midnight crew
[10:50:38] GK: I read books.I have no idea what that is..except for the parts Chas made me watch..
[10:50:47] BS: They even have the same playing cards
[10:50:54] BS: jack is spades
[10:50:57] GK: Speaking of Chas,we had a bit of a falling out.
[10:51:18] BS: I can't blame you, but he is our fear less leader
[10:51:26] BS: So you should likely go make up
[10:51:35] BS: It's my job to fight with him
[10:51:36] GK: No
[10:51:44] BS: No to which one?
[10:51:57] GK: I wanted you to know that so you understand that if you do anything I ask,not demand,and do it..it may make Chas mad
[10:52:37] BS: Question, what's his god teir?
[10:52:41] BS: His title
[10:52:51] GK: His title?Heir of Light
[10:53:06] BS: Not something like blood or champion?
[10:53:11] BS: Like a leader?
[10:53:14] GK: Nope
[10:53:21] BS: He isn't the god teir leader then
[10:53:32] BS: So, he's just projectiing himself
[10:53:35] GK: None of us are leader material
[10:53:48] BS: Yes, but he most seritly isn't
[10:54:19] GK: Try to stay on his good side.
[10:54:23] BS: Why?
[10:54:28] BS: WHy not tell him off?
[10:54:32] BS: He deserives it
[10:54:36] GK: I would rather he focus his anger on me
[10:54:43] BS: But your the real leader man
[10:54:50] GK: Think about it
[10:55:08] BS: Thinking about what?
[10:55:23] GK: If he thinks I'm plotting against him,he won't see you guys working behind the shadows
[10:55:52] BS: Doing your work though?
[10:56:06] BS: Don't you think lieing to him is wrong?
[10:56:08] GK: Only if you choose to.
[10:56:30] GK: And sometimes you have to ly for the greater good of all.
[10:56:42] BS: Of what? This one session?
[10:56:46] GK: I won;t force you to do anything Connor
[10:56:58] GK: Our session..and maybe the troll's as well
[10:57:05] BS: Sigh, only because your being nice
[10:57:11] BS: Most people just bark orders at me
[10:57:15] BS: expect me to move
[10:57:28] BS: I don't like to be expect to do something
[10:57:38] BS: But your not expecting me?
[10:57:41] GK: Your choices are your own
[10:58:01] GK: I ask..what you do with what I ask of you is up to you.
[10:58:13] GK: I just ask that you tell Chas nothing of what i plan
[10:58:21] BS: Fine, but don't expect Chas to not be upset when we've won the session without him
[10:58:27] BS: Also, I'll keep you posted
[10:58:41] GK: Of course.But we won't win it without him.
[10:58:47] BS: Nice to know that someone other tham me likes to learn pointless details
[10:58:47] GK: He is a hero as well
[10:58:56] BS: Sigh, but what use it he?
[10:59:00] BS: *is he
[10:59:27] GK: He all need to work together to fufill our primary goal.
[10:59:59] GK: Defeat the Black King and Queen and claim our Ultimate Reward..which i have no idea what that is..but at least its something to shoot for
[11:00:12] BS: I guess, what was Beth's title?
[11:00:19] GK: I don't know
[11:00:25] BS: I hope to god it wasn't the leader one
[11:00:59] GK: I wonder...there was only three towers on Propsit with dreamers..
[11:01:10] GK: How many were on Derse?
[11:01:15] BS: Three only
[11:01:48] GK: Hmm I see..I think you know where I am going with this..
[11:02:14] BS: I think your' saying that beth was supost to die or has conections to the game
[11:02:17] BS: Or
[11:02:32] BS: Was supost to be in a different session
[11:02:36] BS: and we're just projecting
[11:02:51] GK: I don't know.All I know is what the evidence tells us.
[11:03:02] BS: Well what does it tell you?
[11:03:31] GK: That Beth may have been fated to die...
[11:03:42] GK: Or her tower is elsewhere
[11:04:00] GK: I can't say for sure.
[11:04:10] BS: Sigh, I hope it's the later
[11:04:25] BS: I liked beth
[11:04:30] BS: She wasn't the niced girl
[11:04:35] BS: But I liked her
[11:04:44] BS: She even got me a pirted copy of postal 2
[11:04:52] BS: On a fucking disk
[11:05:06] BS: It's how I made my curent otfit
[11:05:13] GK: She was a friend.And we will bring her killer to justice..not in the way that Chas plans..but still to justice
[11:05:37] BS: You know, at some point chas has to know the truth
[11:06:02] GK: I'm aware.And Again,I would rather he take it out on me.
[11:06:11] BS: He might kill you
[11:06:14] BS: Wait
[11:06:17] GK: He might.
[11:06:18] BS: Your the hero of space
[11:06:29] BS: that be silly and show very bad leadership qualitys
[11:06:32] BS: Oh yeha
[11:06:39] BS: Better not tell him anytime soon
[11:07:07] GK: Again,let him think its all my doing.
[11:07:17] BS: I
[11:07:19] BS: Can't do that
[11:07:25] BS: I may sound stragne
[11:07:27] GK: If he asks,tell him you were following my orders
[11:07:38] BS: I do have a morality
[11:07:43] BS: And it goes agenst it
[11:07:50] GK: I have my code as well.
[11:08:15] BS: Well, as you may understand, you don't hold yourself over others
[11:08:19] GK: But sometimes you have to do the wrong things for the right reasons
[11:08:35] BS: I don't think that's the case
[11:08:41] BS: And I can hold my own
[11:08:43] BS: Don't worry
[11:09:02] BS: I got to talk to these turtals about my reward that I don't even need.
[11:09:10] GK: This won't be the first time in human history that a Knight has stood against an Heir.
[11:09:28] BS: Well, you got a bard to back you up
[11:09:35] BS: Not like that means much
[11:09:39] BS: But hey
[11:09:40] GK: It means much
[11:09:53] BS: Took the words out of my mouth
[11:09:58] BS: I'll talk later cool guy
[11:10:15] GK: Until next time.And if you ever need to talk,just contact me :) /bow
[11:10:37] -- backroomSix [BS] ceased pestering ghostKnight [GK] at 23:10 --

You just stand there for a moment and think on the previous conversation.Dreamselves can die,huh?Well you guess it makes sense.

You feel bad about having to work behind Chas' back..but if he wishes to act like this,so be it.And atleast this way you can be the scapegoat while your friends do what needs to be done.

You shake your head to clear your thoughts.Whats done is done.Nothing to do now but to look toward the future.

With another sigh,you walk over to the DOOR near you,open it,and step into the next ROOM.
 

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>Greg: Almost forget to look at that txt document.

Well, now that you said you were going to forget, it's kinda hard to do that. You sit down and look at Connor's writing.

Connor?s Dream Log
12/28/10: I found this cool file on 4chan talking about lucid dreaming, where you remember that your dreaming, in the dream. So to do that I ave to write what happened in my dream every time I go to sleep. This is the first night, or morning after I should say.

I woke up in my bed, if I remember, and I went on to the computer and looked at newgrounds for a bit. Then I got bored and I went outside my room, and foudn no exit. Then I just went back to sleep.

12/28-30 were the same.

12/31/10: Again with my room, but now I can start to remember that it?s...Purple. How werid. I think at that point i was contacted by Chas on the computer, but I forgot to respond and I didn?t see he left the chat. Then I when to bed inside the room.

1/1/11: Shit, I just remember I was dreaming while dreaming, and it was weird. I was just at my computer like before, reading 4chan and such as I do outside my dreams, and then suddenly I cam across a thread talking about lucid dream, and then I remember I?ve been trying to do that. Then I relise I?m dream, and I flip the fuck out. After fliping the fuck out I bump into a case on the floor, a saxaphone case. Then I opened the case, and found it to be an electronic Saxaphone. I then picked up instement and played it, I kept playing it for a long time. I competely forgot about the fact that I was dreaming and just enjoyed myself. How fun. I went to bed willingly in my bed after much enjoyed sax playing, and woke up at 12 aclock in the morning.

*Though out the next months Connor updates his dream log, skipping a few nights now and then, but updates pretty consistently. After 4 mouths he post that he?s been consistently lucid dreaming then and was only going to do major updates and he will keep more info about dreams themselves in a different document*

7/10/11: I think I can contact people in my dreams, using pesterchum. I should get around to trying it.

7/12/11: Damn dad is play MLP early in the moring again, I told him not to do that. Worst show ever. He makes me ashamed to like Power Puff Girls. God. He woke me up from my dream early just as I was to pester Beth, she was on early as always. I didn?t think I would tell her, maybe just tell her to pester me a little be later and say I told her to pester me. That would be weird, should try it out the 16th. lets hope I remember.

Wait, that?s when Sburb comes out. Fucking hell. I hope to god I don?t have to play with Xaiver.

Dream info:

Here?s what I know so far.

In dreams you can pretty much do what you want in the confines of a controled space.

You take a hit that would normaly knock you out in real life, it will knock you out out of the dream.

I have found that you can?t do much phiscal harm yourself, but you are sligtly more resystant to damage.

You can pester people within your dream if you have a computer. However this is probly me sleep walking. If only I had someone else to help me.

The dream world is desire, or desie or something. It?s the one all purple like, and acording to some people their is another dream world, one that is yellow or gold. It?s prospit. I think that these dream worlds only refer to your one session, and I?m guessing those on my chum roll are the ones I?m stuck with. Why do I have to be in the same world as Xaiver? The dude will probly ether fight with me or just really annoy me. I?ll try to act all cool when he shows up, well, my dream self is cool on it?s own. Pretty cool epic sax playing guy.

You can, share dreams with people, but due to the preivouly stated info, your pretty much useless in a fight with someone else, as Xaiver has shown me. Heh heh.

OK, a lot to tell here. At this point, anyone reading this is in my sburb session. I guess it will be posted by greg in some kind of memo. OK, so here goes, the land of desire, as most of you already know by now, is run by the black queen. And like in playing cards, their is the jack, and queen, and the king. The kind is nowhere to be found, but the jack is there in her palce in desire. And he HATES her. Like, really hates her, like troll keismisi hates. At one point they were arguing like and old couple about oatmeal.

Also, Jack, and another two desire agent?s i?ve found, are almost exacly like charater?s from the MSPA and video game ?The Midnight Crew.? Jack being slick spades, his right hand man dimonds droog, and a little guy who?s suposte to find common crimals is Clubs Duece. I think droog is a guard, so he?s most likely not the one who killed beth, and Clubs is too cute. So I guess that leaves who ever is hearts box cars, so look out for that dosh bag and kick his ass for me.

Now Jack also has a few tricks up his sleave, so look out for him when we go to desire, but whatever you do, don?t make a nice hello with him.

Lastly, the black queen has been bitched out by our protyping. She has so much badass shit on her, she?s indescribable. WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON?T GO AFTER THE BLACK QUEEN TILL WE?RE ALL MAXED OUT ON LEVEL. She is really, really, really fuckin? powerful.

So my dream self is dead, so I can?t update this any futher. Let?s hope someone finds it useful....

Informative. You go back outside and do what you were already going to do.

>Cool Guy: Kindly explain this situation.

I was in the middle of writing this when Greg had to go to sleep, and I finished shortly after so he didn't get to post it, but said he was going to when I started writing it. I'm sure he won't get into a hissy fit over it, so please don't get to upset Pappy.
 

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>Dirk: Yeah, this probably deserves some theme music.


After tearing through the fabric of time for a while (Sadly without Snake Eyes), you find yourself standing by the OBELISK again, which has been restored to a magnificent state. Each carving can be clearly identified, making it a lot easier to read.

You spot a few other changes as well. Instead of being surrounded by dunes and sand, you find yourself standing on polished stone, a massive floor that stretches far in each direction. An incredibly bright light fills the sky, emitting from a sun-like sphere floating high above you.

What's more concerning, however, is the figure standing in front of you, completely engrossed by the OBELISK. Surprisingly, he seems to be human, an old man complete with a long grey beard and spectacles. It doesn't look like he's noticed you yet.

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>Connor: After walking through the jungle for a few minutes, you eventually come across the TURTLE'S VILLAGE. You can clearly see a small army of IMPS trashing the place, damaging buildings and setting fires. There's also a few OGRES mucking about, as well as a pair of BASILISKS.

None of them have seen you yet.

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>Greg: Heading into the next room, you find that you've come to a dead-end; there are no other entrances or exits.

The room is devoid of enemies or traps, but makes up for the lack of life with its decorations. Elaborate carvings cover the walls, seemingly made of arbritrary letters and numbers, as well as various stages of frog life-cycles.

In the center of the room lie two chests; a simple one and an incredibly ornate one.

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>Team Aldirk: Dirk's ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE encases the BASILISKS in flames of peace and tolerance and brotherly love. Scorched and burned, they back away, leaving Chas with a clear path to the chest.

Said chest contains the BOSS KEY!

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>Rich:
Alright, I get out of class around 5 tomorrow. Do you have time for a pesterlog around then?

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>GM: Bwah? Why would I be upset over you posting a text file? Sure, bad grammar is annoying, but nothing worth getting mad over.
 

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>Cool Guy: Explain your bad grammar.

I don't think it really matters. Like you really care ether way if Pappy knows I was typing in character. Which is funny because the character is me but not as cool. I guess I'll explain for his sake.

It was created as a standard text document in the fiction, so I had included the typing errors to show my character's personality and not break the fourth wall, unlike now with someone only viewing though a monitor.

Is it you, viewing in the little window wall thing, Pappy? Or maybe the reader? Or maybe even the guy who's totally not hosting Lord English's body till the end of the troll universe and then becomes Little Cal?

No, this is stupid. Back to our regular programing.


I love educational program such as this.

Oh, you mean my post? Well then. I'll post. In a bit.
 

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>Dirk: Talk to old man.

You find yourself at an impasse. On the one hand, this is a prime opportunity for human interaction that doesn't involve CHAS in any way, shape, or form. On the other... how the hell is this guy here? The SESSION was not even made yet. You're almost afraid to talk to him. But then you remember that being afraid isn't your style.

You stride up confidently and as him what he's doing.
 

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>Greg:Obverse surroundings

Well,this ROOM is definitely a nice change of pace.Though you do have to wonder what the whole frog thing is about.And those numbers and letters.

You look around and see that there doesn't seem to be anymore DOORS to go through.A dead end it seems.Not that thats a problem.

Currently however,your eyed are drawn to the a two chests in the center of the ROOM,one looks like a simple one,while the other is a bit more fancy.

You walk over to them and stare at them for a long moment.They could be filled with loot..or they could be traps...or one could be a trap and the other one could be filled with loot..or one could be a trap and the other could have loot that is trapped or one could be trapped,the other filled with loot and if you guess wrong you lose the loot. or......

You smack yourself out of your current thought process.Now is not the time to over think things.

You step up to the simple chest and open it.Because if it was a trap it would be more likely to be in the fancy one....but what if thats what they want you to think..or maybe..

>Greg:Just open the simple chest,damnit.
 

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>Rich: The CROCIDILE finally gets up and begins speaking to you. Despite its mechanically tainted voice, it's quite easy to understand.

-- clockworkCrocidile [CC] began pestering truculentConservationist [TC] at 17:57 --
CC: Ah!
TC: Uh.
TC: Hello.
CC: Oh. You're not trying to kill me.
CC: That's good. I think.
TC: No, I'm not.
TC: Why would you assume that?
CC: Well, most visitors try and kill us.
TC: That's unfortunate.
CC: Probably.
TC: Well, uh.
TC: I'm Rich.
TC: Nice to meet you.
CC: Hi Rich! I don't have a name.
TC: You don't?
TC: Why is that?
CC: We were given numbers instead.
CC: And they're really, REALLY long.
TC: Oh.
TC: So what do people call you?
CC: You.
CC: That's what we call everyone else here.
CC: Except for the boss.
CC: He's the boss.
TC: Calling everyone "you" seems confusing.
CC: It can be. But, since everyone is kind of the same, it doesn't really matter.
TC: That seems unfortunate.
CC: Why do you think that?
TC: You don't get a chance to express your individuality!
TC: Or be treated like real people!
CC: What's individuality?
TC: Uh.
TC: It's sort of...how everybody's different.
TC: Unique.
CC: People are different?
CC: We're all the same here. Same parts, same capabilities.
CC: Just have different numbers.
TC: Haven't you had different experiences?
CC: On an insignificantly small scale, perhaps. However, we're all given the same jobs, the same purpose, the same goals.
TC: That doesn't seem like any way to live.
CC: How would you live then?
TC: Well, for one thing, I'd decide my job, purpose and goals for myself.
TC: Or at least try.
CC: Hmmm... and what would that accomplish?
TC: It gives me my freedom.
TC: Though I'm assuming you don't know what that means.
CC: Freedom: The power or right to act, speak, or think as one wants without hindrance or restraint.
CC: It seems pointless to us.
TC: Well, I guess it's your decision to make.
TC: You have the freedom to decline freedom, paradoxically.
CC: ...
CC: But... that... paradox...
CC: *Bzzzzzt*
TC: That's not a good sound.
-- clockworkCrocidile [CC] ceased functioning at 18:09 --

Upon your mentioning of its paradoxical declination of freedom, the CROCODILE begins twitching uncontrollably, the gears in its head spinning faster and faster before grinding to a halt. The creature falls over, not moving. Nice job, hero.

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>Dirk:
As always, let me know when you want to do a pesterlog. I've got some open time this evening, or over the weekend if that works for you.

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>Greg: Slowly, you open up the simple chest... and find a SMALL KEY! Alright.
 

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>Xavier: Get cocky
Um...I don't even know where to start with you. Do you know who your going up against. D-do you have any idea-any idea who I am?
You dodge a punch.
Basically: Mage of Life!
You stab the OGRE'S leg.
Oh man, that's beautiful.
 

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>Greg:Get key

As you open the SMALL CHEST,you put your arm up to block anything that springs out at you.

You put it back down after a minute of nothing attacking you and reach into the CHEST and pull out another SMALL KEY.Why would you need an entire CHEST for one little key?You are now convinced that this place was designed by crazy people.And it is awesome.

You try to open the fancy CHEST now,using the KEY you just got.

I would like to point out that I tried really really really hard not to make a Zelda reference with that key.Really hard.
 

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>Connor: Blow shit up.

You have been waiting for this. You switch to your Coconut strife thingie, take out your coconut bomb, you run at the largest enemies, arm your trusty bomb and throw it at the the two BASILISKS when you get within range. Then you make a compete stop and beat the shit out of the nearest imps with your bat.
 

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>Xavier: Pouring all of your Boston Rage into your stabs, you deal some severe damage to the OGRE, disastrously wounding its leg. It's limping horribly, but still moving around.

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>Chas: You do not know where the BOSS ROOM is! You cannot carry the BOSS KEY to the BOSS ROOM if you don't know where it is! Silly Chas...

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>Greg: Your beliefs that this place was designed by crazy people are pretty much spot-on. Moving on:

After a few minutes of struggling with the SMALL KEY and the other CHEST, you realize that the ORNATE CHEST does not have a keyhole, and is, in fact, completely unlocked.

Opening it, you find... you find... a BUTTERFLY NET? Wait, no, the tag attached to it reads, "FROG-CATCHING NET."

Well, this sucks.

Yes, all these dungeons are inspired by Zelda stuff.

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>Connor: Your COCONUT BOMB deals a large amount of damage to the BASILISKS, knocking one unconscious with the force of its blast and leaving the other one quite stunned.

You're able to take out a large number of IMPS with your bat, severely lessening their ranks. However, you are soon approached by a trio of OGRES, intent on beating the ever-loving crap out of you. Here's hoping you have some kind of plan for a situation like this.

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>Dirk: As you begin talking to the OLD MAN, you notice that he's actually carving the glyphs into the OBELISK. As soon as he hears you, however, he starts and drops his chisel and hammer, spinning around to face you.

-- daeDalus [DD] began pestering stabsSalesman [SS] at 20:12 --
DD: Gah! Don't sneak up on people like that.
DD: It's very rude.
SS: =]=> Sorry. Time shenanigans are kind of hard to control. Sometimes I pop up behind people.
DD: Wait, are you one of the Prophisized?
DD: Are you one of the Heroes?
SS: =]=> Yes, I am.
SS: =]=> I'm the Mentor of Time.
SS: =]=> Which reminds me, who would you be?
DD: Oh, this is perfect! Wonderful, just who I needed to see!
DD: Tell me, how have you mastered the time stream? What energies did you use to tear it open and soar through the abyss?
DD: ...And what are you wearing?
DD: I thought my son had strange taste in clothing, but this...
SS: =]=> Hey, don't judge! This cloak is amazing, and practical with all the sand blowing around in the future.
SS: =]=> As for the time travel, I'm still fuzzy on how it all works. It's some kind of mix of gadgetry and natural power.
DD: Gadgetry? You've managed to focus it into a device? Would you allow me to examine it?
SS: =]=> Well, it's kinda my ticket back to the future, so I hope you understand if I keep a grip on it, but here, take a look.
DD: Ah, fascinating. Yes, I can feel the energy it's giving off...
DD: *Stares silently at the watch, lost in thought.*
SS: =]=> You never did give me your name. And you mentioned a son, too? What's anyone doing in the session this early anyway?
DD: Oh, where are my manners?
DD: Please, forgive an old man, lost in a few millenia of isolation.
DD: I am Deadalus.
SS: =]=> It's no trouble, I'm just curious how you got here--wait, millenia?
DD: Yes, I've been alone for quite some time.
DD: It's certainly allowed me to make some progress in my studies.
SS: =]=> How did you get here?
DD: Hmm... now that I think about it, I'm not exactly sure.
DD: I can't remember a time when I wasn't on this Land.
SS: =]=> That's certainly odd. As far as I know, this session won't even exist for quite some time.
DD: Session? What do you mean, session?
SS: =]=> Oh, I'm sorry. I assumed you'd know the jargon. I got to this land by playing a sort of video game called Sburb.
SS: =]=> Session's just what we've been calling our instance of the game, since we assume there are others.
DD: Wait, are you saying that you were the one to create this world?
SS: =]=> Well... huh, I suppose we did. I never really thought of it that way.
DD: I thought only the Genesis would have that kind of ability... amazing, how did you do it!
DD: Tell me everything you know!
DD: This could be the breakthrough I was looking for!
SS: =]=> We can't take all the credit! I should warn you, my friends and I are a lot newer to this hero stuff than seems expected. But I'll tell you everything I know.
DD: Yes, please do.
SS: =]=> The game copies we received, which we then used to enter/create the session, were made by some corporation called Skaianet. So somebody on our planet apparently knew about how all of this worked beforehand.
DD: Hmm... that's not what I was hoping for.
SS: =]=> Well, what exactly are you trying to figure out?
DD: So, you don't know the secret of Creation? A pity.
DD: It has long been my quest to find the knowledge to create my own world.
DD: To build it, and shape it as I choose. So much could be learned, so much could be gained.
DD: Sadly, there's only so much information a man can glean from a world half-covered with ancient writings.
SS: =]=> Well, I can guarantee you, things will be getting very interesting not too long from now.
DD: If by that you mean that your time is exciting, then I'm afraid I'll have a very long wait indeed.
SS: =]=> It's certainly a much shorter wait than what you've spent now. As a side note, I should mention: you may wish to prepare yourself if you're not the fighting sort.
DD: It looks like your device brought you back several thousand years. And it seems as though it will only transport you through ime.
SS: =]=> Wait what?
SS: =]=> Huh.
SS: =]=> It told me it was a much shorter trip before I made it.
DD: You shouldn't question the watch. I'm sure it knows what it's doing.
DD: Now, if you don't mind me asking, what brings you back here? Why have you traveled into the past?
SS: =]=> The obelisk that was here had some writing on it that I was trying to decipher.
DD: You're trying to read my notes?
DD: Hmm. I never thought anyone else would find them interesting.
SS: =]=> Is that was those are? They're too old and corroded in my time to read them, so I came back to find out what they meant.
DD: Yes, I suppose time will do that to records of the past. Although, I'm surprised you managed to learn to read my writing; well done.
SS: =]=> Thank you. You know, I was thinking, and I can't help but feel the name Daedalus is familiar... like I'm supposed to know that somewhere.
DD: Really? I would have thought I was the only one with my name.
SS: =]=> I might just be imagining it. Out of curiosity, though, does the word Denizen mean anything to you?
DD: Not particularly, no.
SS: =]=> Darn, I was supposed to be on the lookout for that. Oh, well. But, back to the subject, what do your notes say anyways?
DD: Well, these ones on the obelisk behind me are a summery more than anything else, of all the information I've gathered about Creation.
DD: If you want greater detail, it'd be best to explore the rest of the Land. My other writings should be much more helpful.
SS: =]=> All right, thank you for the offer.
SS: =]=> So if you've gotten this far, what will you be doing until activity picks up around here?
DD: Oh, I imagine I'll spend a few more years studying and searching for answers.
DD: I might spend some more time tinkering on a few of my projects as well.
DD: I'll find some way to pass the time, don't you worry.
SS: =]=> All right. Perhaps we'll meet again in the future?
DD: I certainly hope so. You seem like an interesting young man, mister...
SS: =]=> Dirk. It's been a pleasure, Daedalus.
DD: Likewise. Feel free to explore and learn; I'll be here if you have any questions.
SS: =]=> All right, thank you.
DD: You are quite welcome.

After your conversation, Deadalus returns to his work, carving into the OBELISK.
 

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>Rich: Be horrified.

You decide to look at this rationally. On one hand, you just killed the CLOCKWORK CROCODILE with logic. On the other hand, you just killed the CLOCKWORK CROCODILE with logic.

You think you will avoid pointing out paradoxes to them in the future.

>Rich: Search for the "boss" the CROCODILE mentioned.

You flee the scene very quickly.
 

ArcNitemare

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>Greg:Look at net

You look at the BUTTERFLY NET...oh sorry...You mean you look at the FROG-CATCHING NET and can't help but raise an eyebrow.What could this be possibly used for?Well ok,you know what it is used FOR..but why would you ever need it?More strangeness in a strange place.

You try to stuff it into your MODUS...but its currently to full!

After giving it a though you decide,though with great reluctance,to chuck away your Mythical Creatures v XXIV:Kraken Edition,,War and Peace and Symbols of the Knightly Orders 1998 Edition.Of course you chuck them into the fancy chest.Atleast that way you know where they are.You also toss your extra KNIGHT"S SWORD into the smaller chest.You have to wonder why you were carrying that around.

Slot1:Journal(Questlog)
Slot2:Two Sharpened Pencils(Misc)
Slot3:Deck of 52(Misc)
Slot4:Deck of 52 Secrets(Misc)
Slot5:Small Key(Key)
Slot6:FROG-CATCHING NET(?Misc?)
Slot7:
Slot8:Mythical Creatures v XXXVII:phoenix Edition(Book)
Slot9:
Slot10:Wordsmith's Best Friend(Important Item)
Slot11:Space and It's Relative Dimensions(Book)
Slot12:

Well now that you are done with this ROOM,it may be a good idea to go check out that VILLAGE now.Granted,there are more ROOMS to explore here,but in your current state,tired,bruised and a torn AWESOME PHOENIX SHIRT,it may be a wise idea to retreat.Its not like you can't come back here later.

>Greg:Flee Castle(not the TV show)
 

WafflesandBacon

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>Xavier: Continue to be cocky
Are you listening?! Ok. Clouds roam, feathers fall, Connor sucks, and Ogre, I stab people.

>STAB!
I'm a force-a-nature

>STAB!
If you were from where I from, you'd be fucking dead
Even though you were raised in Tiffin, Ohio, by a moderately wealthy retired boxer.

But still...
>STAB!
WHOOO!

>"DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DADADADADA!"
 

Connor Lonske

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>Connor: See the plan in your head.

You do have a plan, which I just wrote out and explained for about one hour.

You do everything shown unless the GM thinks I'm over stepping your bounds.








So as you can see, you just finish off the last ogres mono-e-mono, as you are a high enough level to take one you presume.
 

Pappytech

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>Rich: You flee the scene of the crime, making your way through the village proper. In your haste, you bump into a larger CROCODILE, about a four feet tall. You knock him to the ground, eliciting several loud curses from him.

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>Greg: You manage to escape the CASTLE, and head to the group of buildings that you saw earlier. You see a few SALAMANDERS hanging about.

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>Xavier: The OGRE is unable to regenerate health using a SANDVICH, and is destroyed. Woo hoo.

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>Connor: Your plan would normally work, if everything went according to plan. Sadly, the art of crafting a COCONUT BOMB is an inherently tricky thing; the finished product is not always stable.

The BOMB explodes before you can get out of the blast radius, dealing some damage and flinging you far away. The blast also deals severe damage to the OGRES and IMPS, destroying all but two of the OGRES.

As you attempt to regain your bearings, the two remaining enemies stagger towards you.
 

Connor Lonske

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>Connor: Now that you think about it...

Crafting something Cave Johnson would make maybe wasn't a very good idea. Better make new bombs using a better video game later.

Oh, those guys. Yeah, you get up and equip your batkind card and your Agency Bat and then run back into the fray, and you attack the one that took more damage from your bomb.

As you would expect would of happened due to where you placed your bomb, so he is likely not doing to well, in fact now that your getting pretty close to him he doesn't look too well at all.

Maybe a little bonk on the side of the head won't hurt, would it? You don't think so.

>Connor: Give him a nice knee cap smash with a little lowered head bonking as desert.