Have to say Jed, even though I've seen that set before, it was the funniest thing I've seen today.Jedamethis said:Hmm. I am reminded of 1.40ish
"Bastard don't like me!"
Not much, but he was probably doing that as a joke (my friends and I do stuff like that sometimes, too...).dfcrackhead said:I'm in a library at my community college and this guy just came in, sat down at the computer. He looked at it and started staring at the keyboard. He just stared at it for like 30 seconds like he's never typed and was hunting for a certain key. After this long stare he just said "Really?", got up, grabbed his stuff and left. I'm now confused beyond belief as to what he was expecting the keyboard to do when he was staring at it...
What things have happened in your presence that have left you completely bewildered?
I love that guy.Jedamethis said:Hmm. I am reminded of 1.40ish
"Bastard don't like me!"
That's the joke I was going to make, except it was going to involve the kind of thing expected by someone who likes watching pornography and has low hygiene standards.Folio said:He saw that the keys were filthy as hell. Full of boogers, fingernail dirt and potato chip grease.
I once heard a guy screaming on his phone in the middle of a parking lot "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, JUST TELL ME HOW YOU FOUND OUT!!" it's was kind of funny hearing only his half of the "I caught you cheating and you're not sorry" conversation.Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:Huh. Yeah, like 5 minutes ago. Some dude just wandered into my dorm, talking on a phone. He said something like, "Wait, Did Corry have sex with Andy?.....God DAMN it!" Then, he told my roommate and I that "It's cool if you guys hear this." (remember, this is the first thing he's said to us since he entered our dorm) and then hung up and left. It's good to know I wasn't invading his privacy by being in my own dorm while he used it to have a personal conversation.
Ah, college.
if you're worried about a suspension about something, just put the stuff in [ spoiler ] tags and put a warning before it or something.Mastercylinder said:God I hope I don't get suspended for this, but during a trip to Santa Monica, I went through the big shopping area downtown to pick up a friend and said friend was standing petrified at a bustop as a homeless guy was . . . well . . . jerking off in front of her. Totally in public. everyone was walking by. She just jumped into the passenger seat and we never mentioned it again.