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HT_Black

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You were obviously using the computer with the "To the Batcave" button, and he was pissed because the other one didn't have it. Pretty simple.
 

Captain Pancake

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Jedamethis said:
Hmm. I am reminded of 1.40ish


"Bastard don't like me!"
Have to say Jed, even though I've seen that set before, it was the funniest thing I've seen today.

"To conquer Fritzel..."
 

Underground Man

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Reminds me of Star Trek 4 when Scotty started talking into the mouse.

"Computer? Hello, computer?"

The man is obviously from the future where computers work different.

I once overheard part of a conversation about harpooning bananas. ?_? Someone posed the question, "Wouldn't it be strange if bananas could swim upstream?"
 

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dfcrackhead said:
I'm in a library at my community college and this guy just came in, sat down at the computer. He looked at it and started staring at the keyboard. He just stared at it for like 30 seconds like he's never typed and was hunting for a certain key. After this long stare he just said "Really?", got up, grabbed his stuff and left. I'm now confused beyond belief as to what he was expecting the keyboard to do when he was staring at it...

What things have happened in your presence that have left you completely bewildered?
Not much, but he was probably doing that as a joke (my friends and I do stuff like that sometimes, too...).
 

Irony's Acolyte

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If you didn't know the context as to why the guy entered the library of course it didn't make sense. We all probably do things that, when random people watch us, they think is bizarre. I for one have a tendency to walk in circles when I'm waiting for someone. This probably seems odd to anyone watching.
 

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He saw that the keys were filthy as hell. Full of boogers, fingernail dirt and potato chip grease.

OR he didn't like QWERTY keyboards.
 

Gasaraki

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I remember a couple of years ago a friend and I were in the back of a local video game store looking for some old xbox 360 game that we could both buy and play multiplayer on, when suddenly this black guy with crazy eyes walks up to the shelves, grabs like 20 copies of madden nfl '09 and walks off.
That was some weird ass shit...
 

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Jedamethis said:
Hmm. I am reminded of 1.40ish


"Bastard don't like me!"
I love that guy.
Folio said:
He saw that the keys were filthy as hell. Full of boogers, fingernail dirt and potato chip grease.
That's the joke I was going to make, except it was going to involve the kind of thing expected by someone who likes watching pornography and has low hygiene standards.
 

dfcrackhead

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Same day as the OP I went into my class and I was sitting beside this cute girl, and as a guy, every once in awhile I'd get bored of math and glance at her to remind myself I wasn't sitting beside sin(theta). And after a few glances I noticed this fly buzzing around, so I began staring at this fly, and then, it landed.... In her hair... She moved her head and it flew off, flew around, and then landed again... In her hair again... this happened repeatedly for like 5 minutes, and I just wanted to say to her "Excuse me, I thought I should let you know, and please don't freak out, but there is a fly in your hair", but I didn't and I just watched. Weird fly, but it made me wonder, did her hair smell that nice?
 
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Huh. Yeah, like 5 minutes ago. Some dude just wandered into my dorm, talking on a phone. He said something like, "Wait, Did Corry have sex with Andy?.....God DAMN it!" Then, he told my roommate and I that "It's cool if you guys hear this." (remember, this is the first thing he's said to us since he entered our dorm) and then hung up and left. It's good to know I wasn't invading his privacy by being in my own dorm while he used it to have a personal conversation.

Ah, college.
 

dfcrackhead

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Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
Huh. Yeah, like 5 minutes ago. Some dude just wandered into my dorm, talking on a phone. He said something like, "Wait, Did Corry have sex with Andy?.....God DAMN it!" Then, he told my roommate and I that "It's cool if you guys hear this." (remember, this is the first thing he's said to us since he entered our dorm) and then hung up and left. It's good to know I wasn't invading his privacy by being in my own dorm while he used it to have a personal conversation.

Ah, college.
I once heard a guy screaming on his phone in the middle of a parking lot "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, JUST TELL ME HOW YOU FOUND OUT!!" it's was kind of funny hearing only his half of the "I caught you cheating and you're not sorry" conversation.
 

AvsJoe

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Maybe your library computers don't have an "any" key. Do the computers prompt you to "press any key to begin"?

I have been baffled by the behavior of others on many an occasion. But I'm sure that I've done the same to other people as well. For instance I stare into space when I am in deep thought and have done that on a couple of occasions that earned me weird looks.
 

Skorpyo

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Dude was all like, "I can haz intertubes?"

Seriously, though, he's just a computer illiterate.
 

mm321

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Maybe the kid was there to do a group project and showed up ready to go and the group decided on another time...One time I was in a library and some dude just started throwing up like violently. It was around finals time so everyone is pretty much hungover but this kid must have really wanted to read something to pull himself to the library that day.
 

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God I hope I don't get suspended for this, but during a trip to Santa Monica, I went through the big shopping area downtown to pick up a friend and said friend was standing petrified at a bustop as a homeless guy was . . . well . . . jerking off in front of her. Totally in public. everyone was walking by. She just jumped into the passenger seat and we never mentioned it again.
 

dfcrackhead

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Mastercylinder said:
God I hope I don't get suspended for this, but during a trip to Santa Monica, I went through the big shopping area downtown to pick up a friend and said friend was standing petrified at a bustop as a homeless guy was . . . well . . . jerking off in front of her. Totally in public. everyone was walking by. She just jumped into the passenger seat and we never mentioned it again.
if you're worried about a suspension about something, just put the stuff in [ spoiler ] tags and put a warning before it or something.