*Appears in a blaze of artillery fire*
Good day. I am Fondant, Imperial Guard commander extraordinary and general killer of nasty things (tyranids, space marines.... actually, pretty much anything.)
Now, before Joe continues to try and convince you that somehow his meagre swarm of bugs can somehow defeat the Imperium of Man.... presumably by boring them all to death, because they haven't a hope in hells chance in combat.
Take for example: The Imperial Guard. I can field approximately.... six special weapons (4 flamers, 2 grenade launchers) and two heavy weapons (missiles prefered) in a single troops choice. A minium troops choice (the equivalent of a five-man squad.
I can drop ordanance templates from the sky.
I can field a flamer with a 24" range, S6, AP4 and the ability to cover an entire squad.
I can sit a Griffon behind terrain and pieplate over it S6 AP4 shells. For 75 points in total.
Carnifexes? A veteran squad with three meltaguns, a plasma pistol and some heavy weapons fire will see those buggers off.
Gaunts: Two words: Heavy Bolter.
Raveners: Well, if you want to get in to rapid fire range faster....
Lictors: Are you going after my heavy weapons? If not, then kiss goodbye to them bugs.
I don't need tanks. I can fight and kill any enemy faction purely with infantry.
Sure, they're nearly as hard to learn with as DE. But they've got guts, and they've got guns.
So bring your swarms Joe. I shall bring the might of the Imperial Guard.