What Anime would Duke Nukem watch?

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Lucky Star. Hands down.

Or Trigun which is a less awesome version of his life. Badass with big guns, blonde hair, and sunglasses.
 

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Seriously, what in the hell, why would you even DARE attempt to associate Duke Nukem and that shit. Why, just, why. Duke Nukem and the other thing should never EVER be used in the same sentence. That is just a damned insult. Duke is a MANLY MAN. MANLY MEN do NOT watch that stuff. At all.
 

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Spade Lead said:
lacktheknack said:
None. Duke is a man of pure stereotype, and Anime is stereotypically for girly types.
My thoughts exactly. He doesn't watch cartoons. He watches porn. Porn with guys with huge dicks and girls screaming in pain, because they are getting fucked by guys with dicks that are so huge... Do you see where I am going with this? He likes Guns, and tits, and there is a website devoted to that already, so if he could ever be bothered to sit and watch TV or look at the internet, it would be videos of hot women with guns...
He stars in the porn he watches.
 

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Unholy amounts of blood and violence. School girls with breasts the size of their heads.

Yeah. That sounds like Duke Nukem's territory for me.
 

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Genadier. Cause he's all about big breast and big guns
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Duke's too busy fucking super models & beating aliens to death with his bear hands (see what I did ther) ... its a full time job.

Even if he had the time, he wouldn't watch it.
 

Twilight_guy

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Duke doesn't watch anime he's too busy shitting down necks and sleeping with women.

Actually I think the overly-macho stereotype wouldn't watch anime. In stereotypical fashion he'd think it was a weird and feminine thing and avoid it.
 

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Kanokon. Don't believe me? Check out this not safe for work link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCvpOTz7D-Y
 

Daniel Allsopp

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Has anyone said Bible Black yet? It's a hentai with demonic rituals, rape, and lots of crazy shit. The antagonist is a nurse that has made a contract with Satan and can turn her clit into a penis.

Otherwise, Elfen Lied, which has extreme violence, gore, and nudity.
 

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MFenix said:
BlueberryMUNCH said:
...Duke Nukem?
Sit and watch a cartoon, let alone an Anime one?
Pfftsch; he's too busy with the ladies for such nonsense.
I bet he likes Ponies, though...
Duke Nukem is a total brony.
If any anime I would have to say something like Soul Eater or Sekirei.
I can't see Duke watching anime or cartoons and I certainly cannot see him watching mlp. No offense to bronys or cartoon horses it just seems as far counter to his personality as possible.