What Anime would Duke Nukem watch?

[Spade Lead]

He stars in the porn he watches.

Anime isn't American, and if it's not American, Duke probably considers it alien, and if he considers it alien, he would try to destroy it as revenge for taking our chicks. If he caught a glimpse of hentai, he would think an earth chick is actually getting raped by an alien and head over to Japan to rescue chicks.

Since there has never been a Duke Nukem/Lo Wang crossover game, I think it's safe to assume Duke has never gone to Japan to deal with the tentacle aliens. Otherwise, the world would have imploded from the sheer awesomeness of the two meeting.

Am I the only one who, upon reading this thread, went from being "Meh" about this game to suddenly "I MUST own this game?" I don't care if it is the most generic shooter ever made, I MUST play it now... Because I think this game will be to games what Drive Angry was to movies... And that is just too cool to pass up.

 

[RaDeuX]

Black Lagoon most likely, great anime, with badass characters

And lots of guns.

 

[RaDeuX]

Seriously, what in the hell, why would you even DARE attempt to associate Duke Nukem and that shit. Why, just, why. Duke Nukem and the other thing should never EVER be used in the same sentence. That is just a damned insult. Duke is a MANLY MAN. MANLY MEN do NOT watch that stuff. At all.

Destroying a character/stereotype is fun, so hush.

 

[Lt. Vinciti]

Duke Nukem is to American for Anime....he is to busy banging women and hanging in strip clubs to slow down....and when he is at home....hardcore XXX porn

 

[OliverTwist72]

Bubblegum Crisis.

What? He's all out of bubblegum.

 

[The Apothecarry]

My anime library is incredibly small, so I'm going with Black Lagoon. Why? BECAUSE I'M OUT OF IDEAS!

I could see the Duke taking an interest in the badass Revy. And then switching channels to watch an anime about himself.

 

[The Apothecarry]

Genadier. Cause he's all about big breast and big guns
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTpJ3lhz-EUCmj6yEDPn_nHNM-elzAEqgrJ_Nq2nnGzTEOjzErctA

Huzzah! I thought of that and went "Naw, too comedic." But he'd tap Rushuna without a second thought...oh, right, she's apparently 16...he'll wait.

 

[dosp5]

At first i thought you said duke nukem anime, which would be awesome.
I don't think he would watch anime. Unless it had hot chicks making out.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Anyone saying anything but he wouldn't is wrong. Come on anime is quite geeky and duke nukem is never ever geeky. He is the product of James Bond, Chuck Norris and awesomeness

 

[Nick_Snyder]

Any which way I look at it, I don't really see him watching anime. Maybe old school stuff like the Loony Toones, but I think that would cover anything animated.

 

[sofareal]

None, The Duke watches himself watching car shows about tanks who are operated by the one and only Duke Nukem with naked gun toting women pressing all the buttons and pulling all of his knobs, while running over pig cops with the horn/intercom blaring "I'd like my bacon to go!"

 

[TheBBdodo]

He would watch Lucky Star and K-on.
'Cuz he's so manly he doesn't give a rats ass about what others think about him.
Real men wear pink.

 

[thedevilscousin]

Definetly Hellsing, or Berserk. Would depend on if he wanted ass-kicking or ass-kicking with a few chicks

 

[dvd_72]

Devil May Cry. The only person who can come close to Dukes manly confidence is Dante. I mean, Duke saves the world from giant aliens, Dante saves the world from giant demons. Relatable right?

 

[Ragsnstitches]

None of the above...

I honestly don't think the Duke would watch anime at all.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

the Duke only has time for 2 things,and anime ain't one of'em.

 

[UnderCoverGuest]

Seriously, what in the hell, why would you even DARE attempt to associate Duke Nukem and that shit. Why, just, why. Duke Nukem and the other thing should never EVER be used in the same sentence. That is just a damned insult. Duke is a MANLY MAN. MANLY MEN do NOT watch that stuff. At all.

Destroying a character/stereotype is fun, so hush.

No, not mad, just disappointed in the human race. Well, at least a certain age demographic.

Anywho, destroying a character/stereotype maybe, but Duke Nukem is an Ego, not a character, and a combination of...hmm, actually, he's more a stereotype of stereotypes...meh, I'll let that one slide.

Whoop whoop whoop.

 

[Veldel]

Hokuto no Ken it has people imploding from being punched into glories blood baths

 

[RaDeuX]

Seriously, what in the hell, why would you even DARE attempt to associate Duke Nukem and that shit. Why, just, why. Duke Nukem and the other thing should never EVER be used in the same sentence. That is just a damned insult. Duke is a MANLY MAN. MANLY MEN do NOT watch that stuff. At all.

Destroying a character/stereotype is fun, so hush.

No, not mad, just disappointed in the human race. Well, at least a certain age demographic.

Anywho, destroying a character/stereotype maybe, but Duke Nukem is an Ego, not a character, and a combination of...hmm, actually, he's more a stereotype of stereotypes...meh, I'll let that one slide.

Whoop whoop whoop.

Duke Nukem is a character. The posts in this entire thread implies that he's a character. You even implied that Duke Nukem is a character in your previous post.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_Nukem_(character)
http://dukenukem.wikia.com/wiki/Duke_Nukem_(character)
http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0058172/

You're attempting to be overly technical and smart about it, but clearly, you're not.

 

[mike7184]

im thinking he would watch Case closed