What Anime would Duke Nukem watch?

[lacktheknack]

Where's your avatar from?

The deranged mind of Cyriak (aka The Greatest Surrealist Currently Alive).

 

[Choppaduel]

Duke's too busy fucking super models & beating aliens to death with his bear hands (see what I did ther) ... its a full time job.

Even if he had the time, he wouldn't watch it.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Duke doesn't watch anime he's too busy shitting down necks and sleeping with women.

Actually I think the overly-macho stereotype wouldn't watch anime. In stereotypical fashion he'd think it was a weird and feminine thing and avoid it.

 

[soulfire130]

Queen's blades, Ikki Tousen, and mouse. other than that. Hentai, lots of hentai.

 

[razuk]

Queens Blade...

 

[Racecarlock]

Kanokon. Don't believe me? Check out this not safe for work link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCvpOTz7D-Y

 

[Daniel Allsopp]

Has anyone said Bible Black yet? It's a hentai with demonic rituals, rape, and lots of crazy shit. The antagonist is a nurse that has made a contract with Satan and can turn her clit into a penis.

Otherwise, Elfen Lied, which has extreme violence, gore, and nudity.

 

[yanipheonu]

Gurren Lagann, of course XD

 

[KoalaKid]

...Duke Nukem?
Sit and watch a cartoon, let alone an Anime one?
Pfftsch; he's too busy with the ladies for such nonsense.
I bet he likes Ponies, though...

Duke Nukem is a total brony.
If any anime I would have to say something like Soul Eater or Sekirei.

I can't see Duke watching anime or cartoons and I certainly cannot see him watching mlp. No offense to bronys or cartoon horses it just seems as far counter to his personality as possible.

 

[Spade Lead]

He stars in the porn he watches.

Anime isn't American, and if it's not American, Duke probably considers it alien, and if he considers it alien, he would try to destroy it as revenge for taking our chicks. If he caught a glimpse of hentai, he would think an earth chick is actually getting raped by an alien and head over to Japan to rescue chicks.

Since there has never been a Duke Nukem/Lo Wang crossover game, I think it's safe to assume Duke has never gone to Japan to deal with the tentacle aliens. Otherwise, the world would have imploded from the sheer awesomeness of the two meeting.

Am I the only one who, upon reading this thread, went from being "Meh" about this game to suddenly "I MUST own this game?" I don't care if it is the most generic shooter ever made, I MUST play it now... Because I think this game will be to games what Drive Angry was to movies... And that is just too cool to pass up.

 

[RaDeuX]

Black Lagoon most likely, great anime, with badass characters

And lots of guns.

 

[RaDeuX]

Seriously, what in the hell, why would you even DARE attempt to associate Duke Nukem and that shit. Why, just, why. Duke Nukem and the other thing should never EVER be used in the same sentence. That is just a damned insult. Duke is a MANLY MAN. MANLY MEN do NOT watch that stuff. At all.

Destroying a character/stereotype is fun, so hush.

 

[Lt. Vinciti]

Duke Nukem is to American for Anime....he is to busy banging women and hanging in strip clubs to slow down....and when he is at home....hardcore XXX porn

 

[OliverTwist72]

Bubblegum Crisis.

What? He's all out of bubblegum.

 

[The Apothecarry]

My anime library is incredibly small, so I'm going with Black Lagoon. Why? BECAUSE I'M OUT OF IDEAS!

I could see the Duke taking an interest in the badass Revy. And then switching channels to watch an anime about himself.

 

[The Apothecarry]

Genadier. Cause he's all about big breast and big guns
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTpJ3lhz-EUCmj6yEDPn_nHNM-elzAEqgrJ_Nq2nnGzTEOjzErctA

Huzzah! I thought of that and went "Naw, too comedic." But he'd tap Rushuna without a second thought...oh, right, she's apparently 16...he'll wait.

 

[dosp5]

At first i thought you said duke nukem anime, which would be awesome.
I don't think he would watch anime. Unless it had hot chicks making out.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Anyone saying anything but he wouldn't is wrong. Come on anime is quite geeky and duke nukem is never ever geeky. He is the product of James Bond, Chuck Norris and awesomeness

 

[Nick_Snyder]

Any which way I look at it, I don't really see him watching anime. Maybe old school stuff like the Loony Toones, but I think that would cover anything animated.