What Anime would Duke Nukem watch?

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Tdc2182

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I think one of those porn things, what are they called again? (as if I don't know already)

Oh right, Hentai.
 

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MFenix said:
Why does everyone say hentai? The Duke doesn't need hentai when he's got his own strip club. He also has tons of girls laying themselves at his feet.
With that train of thought, why would he even watch anime when you can get laid? Wait a second...who would do anything other than getting laid if you could get laid?
 

Wintermoot

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he,s to busy humping chick,s going to strip bars,saving the world and general ass kicking.
 

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He's a bit of a jock, so probably Eyeshield 21 or Hajime no Ippo. Definitely Fist of the North Star and possibly Crying Freeman.


Maybe Lucky Star or Marshmallow Strawberry for the "Daww!" factor.
 

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Duke is a man, and animes are for ladies. He's too busy fucking the women you could fuck if you weren't anime fans.
 

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XIII said:
Guren Lagann, the closest anime to match his manliness.
This boot is the boot boot that will pierce my enemy's asshole, the bubblegum that is gone, the asskicking still to come, these two sets of bootlaces will tie up to create a boot that will rip a fresh hole in my enemy's ass, and that's Duke Nukem, that's Balls Of Steel, my boot is that boot, THAT CREATES THE ASSHOLE!!!
 

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If he watch a mech anime he probably watch Super Robot Wars. That show they just blow stuff using their kick ass attack and not giving a damn thinking if the pliots they had killed had a family or something.
 

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As far as I know, Duke still watches Oprah.

(No, really. He flat out says that in Duke Nukem 1. He's actually on Oprah in Duke Nukem 2)
 

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Dead Leaves.

Yeah, definitely Dead Leaves.
(And if you don't know it, well the look it up son!)
 

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HeySeansOnline said:
XIII said:
Guren Lagann, the closest anime to match his manliness.
This boot is the boot boot that will pierce my enemy's asshole, the bubblegum that is gone, the asskicking still to come, these two sets of bootlaces will tie up to create a boot that will rip a fresh hole in my enemy's ass, and that's Duke Nukem, that's Balls Of Steel, my boot is that boot, THAT CREATES THE ASSHOLE!!!
LOL... I came on thinking: every reply is gonna be Gurren Lagann... innit?

Rather surprised, though now, I'm thinking Black Lagoon would be borderline fap material for him.
 

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Somehow I don't imagine him watching anime,he would be too busy with the ladies, kicking ass and chewing bubblegum. In his downtime if his "lady friends" are not around I can see him watching "Die hard" or "The expendables", but I can't see him watching anime.
 

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Flailing Escapist said:
If somebody strapped him down to a chair and glued his eyes open the only anime that would dare show its face is Afro Samurai
-El snipo!-
That or Dead Leaves. I can only attempt to summarize it as the bastard child of Fooly Cooly and Tank Girl. Though the story is a bit odd/standard.
 

Gigano

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Apparently one with enough episodes for it to take 12 years to finish up watching it.

One would expect something akin to Berserk or Elfen Lied, but he might just surprise everyone when off the clock and go for Spice & Wolf.