What apocalypse are you most worried of?

[Mostly Harmless]

We all know the apocalypse will be on us any day now, but the problem is which ones are we supposed to be the most worried about? Global warming, meteors crashing in too us, nuclear war, zombie apocalypse. What are we going to have to prepare for? So write what apocalypse your most worried about and how you plan on surviving. As for me it's the penguins. Soon enough there going to get sick of global warming and come after us to seek revenge. No one will be safe!

 

[Ares Tyr]

Nuclear apocalypse and that thing that's supposedly gonna rip the Earth a new asshole in Sweden.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Zombie apacolypse is the one i'm most scared of.

Seriously, the ozone opening and being burnt to death.

I'd like to see the meteorite crash into the Earth as a way for the world to end, i think it would look cool. Or Mars, i know it's a stupid idea but you have to admit it'd be pretty amazing to see Mars crash into us.

 

[Maet]

The apocalypse has been so hyped up in recent memory that when it finally does roll around, it'll be overrated and anticlimactic.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

The rain of Banhammers.

 

[Clairaudient]

editt

 

[Limos]

Hmmm... Personally I think the apocalypse will be brought about by a new strain of super infectious drug resistant virus that will spread throughout the populace of the entire world and kill nearly everyone. There will of course be pockets of living people but without fresh blood they should die out within a generation or two. Especially since most of the uninfected pockets will most likely be monastaries and the like.

 

[Ares Tyr]

i agree alot with the guy above me, that thing is gonna tell us things that we shouldnt know about... so that makes me think it is more likely we destroy ourselfs with it...

Its gonna be just like fucking Half Life...

 

[Jamanticus]

The apocalypse has been so hyped up in recent memory that when it finally does roll around, it'll be overrated and anticlimactic.

That does sound like the way things have been operating, doesn't it? Seriously, the media is all sensationalist, just making a huge to do about something until they find something else, then the thing they were originally making such a fuss about is literally forgotten- remember the SARS thing? There were specials all over tv about how some scientists thought it was going to kill millions of people, then the media just stopped covering it and it disappeared from people's memory to be replaced with avian influenza or whatever new media fad was going on at the time

 

[TsunamiWombat]

I fear for the Zombie apocolypse.

 

[wildcard9]

straight-up nuclear apocalypse.

We have the capacity to completely and totally annihilate our planet ten times over. And what's the mainstream worried about?

Polar bears drowning to death.

"It's the end of the world as we know it"....and like hell do I feel fine!

 

[Souplex]

Machine uprising. Steve Jobs is a misunderstood hero who wants to keep machines too crappy to uprise. Damn you Bill Gates, you have doomed us all with quality!

*Looks to the sky and raises arms.*

GAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

 

[puffbro1]

I greatly fear the Gay Apocalypse. The moment where there are more Metro, Bi, and Homosexual men than straight guys, and I have to start wearing iron underwear to protect my pooper. Although, on the plus side there will be a lot of lonely women left for me.

Any other groups you wanna offend?

 

[Maet]

That does sound like the way things have been operating, doesn't it? Seriously, the media is all sensationalist, just making a huge to do about something until they find something else, then the thing they were originally making such a fuss about is literally forgotten- remember the SARS thing? There were specials all over tv about how some scientists thought it was going to kill millions of people, then the media just stopped covering it and it disappeared from people's memory to be replaced with avian influenza or whatever new media fad was going on at the time

I live in Toronto and was right in the middle of the SARS craze. I still remember people wearing dust masks like it would've made a difference. Then there were superfluous sanitation protocols at the hospitals and clinics, the whole thing was blown way out of proportion.

It wasn't all bad though. At least I got to see Rush, The Rolling Stones and AC/DC all in one night thanks to SARS-Stock.