What are some of the worst things?

MrFalconfly

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IceForce said:
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The way people online (especially on Tumblr) keep using question marks at the end of each and every sentence.
The way twenty-somethings in the U.S. do this in real life when speaking.

(So the above sentence would sound like this: "The way twenty-somethings? In the U.S? Do this in real life when speaking?")
If you mean the way their voice pitch goes up at the end of every sentence, then count me in too. This is a pet peeve of mine.
Personally it's another speech-pattern, commonly used by English-speaking teens to twenty-somethings, that I despise.

The endless use of the word "like" as a comma in sentences.
 

Leon Royce

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Suicidal depression... and ingrown toenails...and when I get cramps in my middle digit finger from holding 'W' down too long.
 

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Teoes said:
Twintix said:
Fresh coriander is also a big dislike with me. I can't stand the stuff. And while I love Jamie Oliver's cooking shows, he puts coriander in fucking everything.
Get the fuck off my internet. Coriander is lovely and if we're cooking with it, I'll just scarf some down on its own coz it's that tasty. How dare you not like coriander!
Because I think it tastes nasty with its musty fruit taste and I hate how TV chefs keep putting it in everything. Nyeah!
 

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Genocide. You guys are so petty. ;)
I dunno, I think Red Apple skittles are at least as bad as genocide. Same with Kid Rock, pretty sure Bawtidaba has killed just as many people as Pol Pot.
 

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Barbas said:
Cowabungaa said:
Biting into a mealy apple.

You think you're getting a delicious apple, firm and tart/sweet, you take an excited bite and then suddenly you have a mouth full of dust. It's the biggest disappointment known to man.
Barbas said:
Oh god, oh god. Trying to get olive oil off your hands. Oh GOD.
That's easy as hell, just use dish washing liquid. That stuff is made to get rid of grease and oil.
Well, yeah, but I don't eat a gyro over the sink, though... :I
Well that's why one keeps napkins near to mitigate the worst of the damage, then afterwards go all The Claw with your hands and open doors with your elbows to get to the nearest sink. 'Tis a hassle.

Also, while I'm on the topic of fruit; two goddamn annoying things about oranges. One, the bitter white shit beneath the peal that's a pain to remove. Second, when I regularly eat oranges my hands will permanently smell like oranges no matter how many times I wash them. And sure orange is a nice smell, but it's strong enough that it means that everything I eat is "X + orange" and that shit is gross.

God that shit is just the worst.
 

Barbas

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Pyrian said:
Genocide. You guys are so petty. ;)
The slow death of the universe, which bums me out something fierce; occasionally feeling like I'm not having enough sex, due to not having enough sex; when a relationship becomes strained because I strained it, and, finally, having my games lag.

Cowabungaa said:
Well that's why one keeps napkins near to mitigate the worst of the damage, then afterwards go all The Claw with your hands and open doors with your elbows to get to the nearest sink. 'Tis a hassle.
You are forgetting one of the unspoken rules: the better the food vendor, the crappier the napkins. Luckily there's usually a small animal nearby that I can wipe my hands on.
 

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Vomiting, when people know you're vomiting/ have vomited, and so any semblance of self control or pride flies out the window.
 

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Silvanus said:
Vomiting, when people know you're vomiting/ have vomited, and so any semblance of self control or pride flies out the window.
Vomiting, thinking you've passed the worst of it, going back to bed and vomiting over yourself, the walls, the floor and, naturally, the bed. Getting up, slipping and falling in it.
 

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I forgot to mention this earlier and nobody else seems to have brought it up so...

Brush your teeth fresh and clean with a nice minty paste, now go take a big swig of orange juice.

One of the worst things this world has to offer.
 

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Zykon TheLich said:
This fucker right here. Basically HitlerAIDS.
Fucking crusty-ass crab lookin' ************. You know that guy stole my wallet, can you believe?
OT: People who walk slowly in formation across narrow paths or in corridors. Fuck those people
 

jademunky

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When you hold a door open for someone and they proceed to stop in mid-doorway to have a conversation with the person standing next to them.

You are left with 3 options:
1) Continue to hold the door for an unspecified period of time as let chatty mcchatterson finish
2) Interrupt them and ask them to hold their hand out and catch the door (suddenly they look at you as if YOU are the dick)
3) Let go of the door and see what happens

One day I would like to choose option #3 but who am I kidding?
 

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Fart-cars and Fart-motorcycles.

I'm serious. They're the worst. You have the ricers who pay out the ass for a piece of equipment that would deliver the same result as giving me a hacksaw and $5. And then you have the bikers who argue up and down that it's for safety.

You live in the city. Your car doesn't need to fart so loud that I can still hear it 5KM away. They fire off a cannon on the citadel hill, and I should be able to hear that over your flatulating tailpipe. Not the other way around. If you built your car for racing, then it shouldn't be used for your morning commute. Your car sounds like shit, and your car is shit.

And Bikers. Fuck, man. I don't even know where to start with you. It CAN be done. I've seen silent motorcycles. I've seen silent Harleys. But you have these people arguing that it's so they're more visible. I'm a goddamn pedal-bike, and I'm visible wearing black at night. If you're worried about cars not seeing you, then wear a high-vis vest. Oh? You'd rather wear a black leather vest and nothing else? Then fuck off.

There's only one proper upgrade left after turning your vehicle into industrial deafness, and that is the sledgehammer. I'll apply it, free of charge, with your permission of course.

Zykon TheLich said:
This fucker right here. Basically HitlerAIDS.
EDIT: I was going to ask why the lack of love, but I just realize I've been had... A SECOND TIME! Why do I never learn?!
 

FPLOON

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Fucking calluses... For fuck's sake, let go of my fucking skin you undead sack of bumpy shit! This sander can only do so much before blood becomes us both!!

*ahem* Other than that, non-mold-like mold that forms within my water-proof watch... It's a ***** to clean as thoroughly as possible...
 

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It's me.
I am the worst thing.
Nothing that anyone has said is even remotely as bad as me.
All hail me, the King of Shit Mountain, my Turd Throne from which I reign.
 

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albino boo said:
Barbas said:
albino boo said:
I had a mini stroke at 5 am yesterday morning and I have to say and that's one of the worst things. That and Piers Morgan
I tried that before noon, but I couldn't quite reach.
Unfortunately I wasn't joking. My left arm and left leg stopped working for 45 minute.
yep, that sucks, i have a similar problem
I damaged my spine so occasionally i get nerve problems
Not knowing where your arms are is really annoying
 

BrokenTinker

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Banana flavoured anything, so disgusting, doesn't help that I had to mix that shit a lot in the pharmacy (children cough syrup).

bliebblob said:
Zontar said:
That tiny flap of no-quite-skin that sticks out between your nail and your finger from time to time. Damn things can't just be pulled out without causing a lot of pain, and cutting them is a pain in the ass to accomplish so the only way to remove them is to wiggle it back and forth until it falls out.
A cooky for this post, and another for whomever can tell me what they are actually called. I've been having way too many of them as of late so I wanna learn what's causing them, and how I kill 'em. I can't do either without a proper term to google.
In other words...
It's called a hangnail. Please withhold the cookie until december the 26th <3


BeerTent said:
Fart-cars and Fart-motorcycles.

I'm serious. They're the worst. You have the ricers who pay out the ass for a piece of equipment that would deliver the same result as giving me a hacksaw and $5. And then you have the bikers who argue up and down that it's for safety.

You live in the city. Your car doesn't need to fart so loud that I can still hear it 5KM away. They fire off a cannon on the citadel hill, and I should be able to hear that over your flatulating tailpipe. Not the other way around. If you built your car for racing, then it shouldn't be used for your morning commute. Your car sounds like shit, and your car is shit.

And Bikers. Fuck, man. I don't even know where to start with you. It CAN be done. I've seen silent motorcycles. I've seen silent Harleys. But you have these people arguing that it's so they're more visible. I'm a goddamn pedal-bike, and I'm visible wearing black at night. If you're worried about cars not seeing you, then wear a high-vis vest. Oh? You'd rather wear a black leather vest and nothing else? Then fuck off.

There's only one proper upgrade left after turning your vehicle into industrial deafness, and that is the sledgehammer. I'll apply it, free of charge, with your permission of course.

Zykon TheLich said:
This fucker right here. Basically HitlerAIDS.
EDIT: I was going to ask why the lack of love, but I just realize I've been had... A SECOND TIME! Why do I never learn?!
Not a biker, but seen a lot of bikers getting rekted cause of shitty drivers. "Assume every driver is an idiot and emphasis defensive driving" is followed religiously for some of them. Their fear is rational, considering how often car drivers run into them. You've to realize that a car crash can come off easy, but a crash with a bike, even a relatively minor one, is a stay in the hospital.

The excessively loud ones deserve all the hate you can muster (hell, I'll throw in my share for free), but most of the "loud" ones are actually necessary. Ever seen a driver switching lane right into a biker on the highway? I have, more than a handful of time in fact. These bikers resorts to a good quick kick at their door to get the car drivers' bloody attention cause they are too busy on their phone or talking with whoever in their car because they are using the sputtering stuff.

Also, silent vehicles are not as good as you think. This is especially true for the visually impair pedestrians (silent bikes and car are DEADLY since they are that quiet). As for loud cars (worse, the ones blasting music)... I think my hatred of them is more intense than your own.