Fart-cars and Fart-motorcycles.
I'm serious. They're the worst. You have the ricers who pay out the ass for a piece of equipment that would deliver the same result as giving me a hacksaw and $5. And then you have the bikers who argue up and down that it's for safety.
You live in the city. Your car doesn't need to fart so loud that I can still hear it 5KM away. They fire off a cannon on the citadel hill, and I should be able to hear that over your flatulating tailpipe. Not the other way around. If you built your car for racing, then it shouldn't be used for your morning commute. Your car sounds like shit, and your car
is shit.
And Bikers. Fuck, man. I don't even know where to start with you. It CAN be done. I've seen silent motorcycles. I've seen silent Harleys. But you have these people arguing that it's so they're more visible. I'm a goddamn pedal-bike, and I'm visible wearing black at night. If you're worried about cars not seeing you, then wear a high-vis vest. Oh? You'd rather wear a black leather vest and nothing else? Then fuck off.
There's only one proper upgrade left after turning your vehicle into industrial deafness, and that is the sledgehammer. I'll apply it, free of charge, with your permission of course.
Zykon TheLich said:
This fucker right
here. Basically HitlerAIDS.
EDIT: I was going to ask why the lack of love, but I just realize I've been had... A SECOND TIME! Why do I never learn?!