Well, I was going to talk to you about the demo for Vanillaware's new tactical RPG and tell you how it is gorgeous to look at full of their usual guys and girls in really heavy looking armour. And big breasted magic users who are wearing their pyjamas. The main game is the the tactical RPG bit where you spawn your teams of warriors and send them marching towards the enemy to do battle. The enemy will do the same and then action happens, different units having different strengths and weaknesses again others. For example, an archer is great against a nimble thief while magic users are useful heavily armoured units. At the end of every confrontation, you are either a winner or a loser. If you win, you can continue your march and if you lose, you are stun locked for a set time. You do have a time limit, but that pauses when you are trying to figure out what you're doing and your teams come with a set amount of stamina points before they can't attack anymore, so you can't just rush every stage with your best team without having to rest or visit a base.
The map is broken up into pieces and you unlock these pieces by beating the battles that happen there. Once you've beaten the battle, you can explore the bit of map for collectibles, visit towns or hire units to help you fight.
Needless to say, this game is right up my street, its the sort of thing I wished the last Fire Emblem game was and was gearing up to play this this week.
But then I was browsing the PS store and I saw a game called Balatro and was intrigued. The very next day, I saw a review raving about it. So, I took the plunge and bought it and couldn't stop playing it last night.
So, do you like poker? Do you like rogue-likes? Balatro might be for you.
As you might of guessed, this is a card game where you have to build the best poker hands (pair, straight, flush, etc) you can from the cards you are dealt to score points to beat the level. You don't need to play 5 cards, just the poker hands will score you points. You can buy Jokers that can add multipliers or points if you meet certain conditions and you will need those as you progress through the stages or ante's. Each ante is broken into three blinds. Small, big and boss blinds. The boss blind is you could guess, a "boss" which will do annoying things to stop you winning, like stop certain suits from giving you points or turn cards over so you can't see what you're playing. You can also get other cards which level up your playing cards and add bonuses to them and the multipliers you get for the hands you play. And that's about it really. Oh and when you lose, you lose all your progress and have to start again.
The game is pretty cheap, so if this interests you, then have a look.