So, seeing as after 100+ hours, I finally beat it and got the plat (really easy plat, just play the game), lets talk about Unicorn Overlord.
I really like Vanillaware games, their games look fantastic, the characters and backgrounds are always gorgeous to look at and there are always little details going on in the background like leaves falling, or snow falling off of trees. Or if you use the Divine Rain spell, the next few battles will take place during a thunder storm. Its these little things that I always appreciate. Their games always keep me captivated too. This is a tactical RPG where you bulid up teams of up to 5 characters and march them into war. This is during the missions, outside of missions, you wander around the open-ish world and farm resources which you can use to fix up towns, which you can then man with guards who will farm the resources for you. As well as doing additional battles or feed goats. Its all good fun and Unicorn Overlord has been one of those games that has kept me playing into the early hours with its "one more mission" or, I'll just see what this area has to off sort of gameplay.
Some of the missions however, especially in the late game, can drag on a bit too long. Though surprisingly the final mission where you finally beat the big bad and his mate doesn't for some reason. The story doesn't really matter either, it is there to get you to go from one place to another, it is just there. And the writing is as dry as burnt, unbuttered toast, there is some humour in there but the game doesn't play it up.
Anyway, you are Alain, who after an uprising, is shipped off to a remote island to be raised by father figure Josef. Years later, he returns to retake his crown from the evil Zenoiran Empire. And that's about it. The story never really shifts from that one note, I was expecting Josef to be offed at any point to add a bit of tragedy and further motivating factor to his mission. But nope, childhood friend, Scarlott gets abducted early in the game, but is soon rescued. And this is my major gripe with the story, there just doesn't seem to be any stakes other than reclaiming your throne. Zenoira never feels like a threat outside of a few bad guys "mwuha ha ha ha ha" - ing at you and then they usually die. But as you liberate the map, there never seem to be any attempt to take it back, they just seem to sit back and accept that this upstart prince is just going to take over.
And then, about halfway through the game, it tells you that you must join the Unicorn Ring with the Maiden Ring, essentially get married. At this point, all of the female characters turn into love interests, no seriously, they all decide that they want Prince cock. When the time came to choose a partner, I almost chose one of the male characters I'd got a high enough relationship with just to spite the lot of them.
The music is a mixed bag too, some of it sounds pretty epic and reminds me of the great music from Valkyria Chronicles. And then there is the music of the area known as Albion. Which sounds like it escaped from South Park: The Stick of Truth.
While it seems like I've spent a fair bit of time bashing this game, but I really liked it. The game play is what carries this game through to the end, just don't go expecting greatness from the story.