What are your most hated movies?

Bofus Teefus

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The Pledge. It looks interesting on the surface (you know, the cover)- Jack Nicholson, directed by Sean Penn, and decent looking plot. It was the most boring movie I've ever seen in my entire life. It ended with an anti-climax. I wanted my time back afterward.
 

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Nazulu said:
Well I have many of these but the latest are...

The Hulk
Casino Royale
Quantom Solice
Indiana Jones 4
Aliens vs Predator 1 & 2
Hell Boy 1 & 2
I can't remember the rest right now.
I thought you had some real criticism of Casino Roayle (in my opinion, the best Bond movie there is) for a second, but then I saw you hated the sequel (which is Quantum of Solace, not whatever the hell you said) and realized that you were just one of those retarded "blah blah James Bond isn't blond and can only be Sean Connery" fanboys.

At any rate, I am absolutely, completely apoplectic that no one mentioned the Star Wars prequel movies. The Happening was so hilariously bad that I can't really bring myself to hate it. It unintentionally entertained me. I can forgive the first two Resident Evil movies, but the third one needs to be exterminated from existence. Clones? Really?

EDIT: Also, all of those parody movies. But that really goes without saying, doesn't it?
 

scoHish

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Any movie that the Scary Movie team made after Scary Movie 2 (I'm lookin' at you Disaster Movie) and Step-Brothers... something about that movie made we wanna commit murder.
 

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Rocky Horror Picture Show (that's more of a dislike, not an actual hatred of), Red Dawn, because i watched when I was younger and it made no sense, and Twilight, because when you fall down, you don't need a motion blur. Good lord that movie sucked.
 

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zeroharpuia said:
Step Brothers, this movie is so epically awfull that couldn't bring myself to watch more than 20 minutes of it.
Holy Hell I'm not the only one. Think I got to about half and hour before I started ripping out my hair.
 

Sewer Rat

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The Shining, I just couldn't get into it and do not understand why so many have suggested it to me.
 

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Any film which takes its idea from something like a game for example and diagnosis it with mouth-breather syndrome and Twilight, Dragon Wars, all Saw movies except number 1 which was halfway decent, anything with Seth Rogan, any film staring Shia LaBeouf and any film made by Judd Apatow.

Oh, and the new Dragon Ball movie that was just made, after having the unfortunate experience of glimpsing 20 seconds of it I wanted to go lay down on the track in front of an Amtrak train.
 

SirSisyphus

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asam92 said:
SirSisyphus said:
I f*cking HATE Scarface!
are you serious, that was a master piece, it made Al Pacino's career

anyway I hate twilight, but if anyone has seen RollerBall then you should agree with me
I respectfully disagree. I hear that all the time and that is why I hate it all the more. Crap like that does not a masterpiece make. Besides, Pacino was in The Godfather I & II, Dog Day Afternoon, and Serpico including 4 academy award noms for best actor BEFORE Scarface. It did not make his career.
 

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SirDeadly said:
Any movie in which a dog dies.
This. It's not sad when a pet dies! My cat that I have had my entire life died last week and I don't even care.
Saw series. Just torture scenes. Not entertaining, just disgusting how people can enjoy that shit.
Disaster Movie. This is the only movie I actually walked out on. This movie is an insult to man kind and who ever had ANYTHING to do with it needs to be put to death in the longest and most painful way possible.
Snakes on a Plane. I hate the movie but you'll forgive everything bad in the movie when Samuel Jackson says his famous quote "I'm tired of these motha fuckin snakes on this motha fuckin plane!"
 

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The Bandit said:
I thought you had some real criticism of Casino Roayle (in my opinion, the best Bond movie there is) for a second, but then I saw you hated the sequel (which is Quantum of Solace, not whatever the hell you said) and realized that you were just one of those retarded "blah blah James Bond isn't blond and can only be Sean Connery" fanboys.
Do you even know what you just said?

Retarded! Well your just an asshole that knows everything don't you and it's not like you made any clever criticism with your post either!

I disliked both the movies because it wasn't anything clever or special and it just felt like it was another Die Hard film. I couldn't call myself a fan because I have hardly seen any of them but I guess I was expecting something more than just brutal beatings and other crap most action movies have today!

Also your opinions suck if you think thats the best Bond film so take that you prick!

Edit: Oh look! I just noticed you spelt 'Casino Royale' wrong. Off the high horse you go!
 

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Every farce movie that came out after 'Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood' (1996). That movie was good and the ones beforehand were alright but that genre should have remained with Mel Brooks imo.

'Dragon Wars' was also pretty aweful. Not even terrible in a humorous way. Just crap.


edit: Also any live-action movie that revolves around talking babies or dogs except the 'Look Who's Talking' movies.
 

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SmilingKitsune said:
Any of the Saw films, I still can't sit through more than thirty minutes of that crap, if I want to induce vommiting I'll down a glass of water full of salt thanks.
Really? I watched all of those in a row without flinching once...
 

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Alien vs Predator, both of them.
i'm a fan of Alien
i'm a fan of Preadator
I'm a fan of the Alien vs Predator games...
but then those...''movies'' come up and...ugh...felt like dying a little inside...
Oh and honnorable mention to Starship troopers, the 3rd one. i liked the first one quite a lot, the second left me rather indiferent...but the last one is just painfully insulting, and it is so on every aspect...EVERY aspect...
I have to agree.

I often find some sort of perverse enjoyment in bad movies. Sometimes, if you do it just right a terrible idea can be badly executed enough that it somehow becomes something enjoyable as a spectacle. Army of Darkness is one example. Bloodrayne (or any of Uwe Boll's movies for that matter) is another.

But sometimes, a movie is just plain terrible. Bloodrayne was fun because it seemed like no one was taking it seriously except the director, but the AvP films seemed specifically engineered to remove any hope of enjoyment. The cast seems to take the plot seriously, the CGI aliens are somehow less convincing than a guy in a rubber suit that's poorly lit, the action is dull, the stories are predictable, the characters are expendable, and the movie is directed entirely without flair.

As a rule, movies tend to fall into a narrow set of categories for me. Movies I truly like, Movies I don't like but I can respect their endeavors, movies that were terrible but endearing in some capacity and movies that just plain sucked. Most movies fall into the third category, to breach the wall into the fourth area takes special talent, and that talent ought to be purged with fire.
 

SirSisyphus

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Darkside360 said:
SirSisyphus said:
I f*cking HATE Scarface!
Please tell me your joking
Absolutely not. I watched it once and hated it. I watched it again a week later thinking I was missing something and hated it more. I want those 6 hours back. Actually, I want 12 because that's what it felt like.
 

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If anyone has seen Moscow Zero I think you'll agree it's awful.
 

Whippo

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Hands down winner of the worst movie ever... Zoolander. I'd rather peel my skin off and roll around in salt than have to suffer that again. Although Beverly Hills Chihuahua looks equally as brain destroying.