What do you look like behind the avatar?

[The Enquirer]

I have an interpreter. He's the mook on the left. I speak to him telepathically, and he writes my thoughts down and broadcasts them to you lot.

 

[TheKaz]

I'm more of a lurker than a poster,but hell why not?

forgive my terri-bad webcam quality :C(because I certainly don't,you can't even make out my muttonstache well)

Mehttp://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu80/Volkeheim/Snapshot_20130701_1_zpse0237d6c.jpg []

also apologies for my terrible ability to use command prompt-links

 

[Matt Dellar]

I don't know what I expected (okay, yes I do: neckbeards), but the average Escapist is fairly pretty.

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[staika]

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For some reason I imagined you as a girl...I'unno why. I think it's the username. And my reluctance in general at looking at people's profiles..[sub][sub]Also the inner creeper in me likes these for the same reasons[/sub][/sub]

You're not the first and you wont be the last. People IRL that talk to me on the phone think I'm a girl half the time. It's happened so much that I'm used to it now XD

 

[Blow_Pop]

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If I do my 9 cosplay (either the proper "male" version or my female version substituting shirt for corset) and I'm ever out your way or vice versa will you take photos with me?

Of course! As long as it has copious amounts of leather jacket/overcoat or it wouldn't be the 9th Doctor!

I will take ANY excuse to wear my leather jacket. Dear gods do I love that thing

Ah yes, that's like me and my Tennant trenchcoat. Unfortunately it's too sunny just now in Scotland (weirdly) to wear. Roll on winter and the snow!

Yeah...it's ALWAYS to hot out here to wear leather. My excuses usually come from riding on the backs of some of my friend s motorcycles because drivers out here are insane as shit

 

[Blow_Pop]

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For some reason I imagined you as a girl...I'unno why. I think it's the username. And my reluctance in general at looking at people's profiles..[sub][sub]Also the inner creeper in me likes these for the same reasons[/sub][/sub]

You're not the first and you wont be the last. People IRL that talk to me on the phone think I'm a girl half the time. It's happened so much that I'm used to it now XD

I think I was associating female by your username.........

 

[omicron1]

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I must know a lot of creepers then xD I find there's nothing wrong with it, but people CAN go way too far and tread into creepy territory. No silly double standards where I'm concerned. [sub]I creep on BOTH genders[/sub]
As someone who suffered from low self esteem (but now couldn't give a damn) I do like to make people feel goooood. :3

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Your... your eyes! They are amazing ;O they're so striking and lovely. Can I have them? C;

Spoiler: Due to incessant prodding.

Looks awful.

You look great you silly old goose, you shouldn't have worried so much~

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As a crazy cat lady I demand you hand that top over to me at once, pretty lady.

Yours sincerely, the Minister of Crazy Cat Spinsters.

You can copy them... Not sure about taking them, though - I think I still need them.

 

[P.Tsunami]

This is what I look like in infrared. I was actually wearing a bright orange shirt and the glasses hanging on my shirt are actually super-dark sunglasses!

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That picture is fifteen different kinds of amazing!

I look like this sometimes:

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[staika]

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For some reason I imagined you as a girl...I'unno why. I think it's the username. And my reluctance in general at looking at people's profiles..[sub][sub]Also the inner creeper in me likes these for the same reasons[/sub][/sub]

You're not the first and you wont be the last. People IRL that talk to me on the phone think I'm a girl half the time. It's happened so much that I'm used to it now XD

I think I was associating female by your username.........

Ah, I haven't heard that one yet but I could see it. Though it's all the same in the end, no matter why you thought I was a girl. Also I can read, I'm just real sick at the moment >.>'

 

[Teoes]

Yours sincerely, the Minister of Crazy Cat Spinsters.

Huh. I misread that as "Yours sincerely, the Minister of Crazy Cat Sphincters."

Not sure what else to say about that. I'll see myself out now.

 

[Blow_Pop]

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For some reason I imagined you as a girl...I'unno why. I think it's the username. And my reluctance in general at looking at people's profiles..[sub][sub]Also the inner creeper in me likes these for the same reasons[/sub][/sub]

You're not the first and you wont be the last. People IRL that talk to me on the phone think I'm a girl half the time. It's happened so much that I'm used to it now XD

I think I was associating female by your username.........

Ah, I haven't heard that one yet but I could see it. Though it's all the same in the end, no matter why you thought I was a girl. Also I can read, I'm just real sick at the moment >.>'

wait. I'm lost. where did reading come into this? Sorry to hear you're sick.

 

[staika]

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For some reason I imagined you as a girl...I'unno why. I think it's the username. And my reluctance in general at looking at people's profiles..[sub][sub]Also the inner creeper in me likes these for the same reasons[/sub][/sub]

You're not the first and you wont be the last. People IRL that talk to me on the phone think I'm a girl half the time. It's happened so much that I'm used to it now XD

I think I was associating female by your username.........

Ah, I haven't heard that one yet but I could see it. Though it's all the same in the end, no matter why you thought I was a girl. Also I can read, I'm just real sick at the moment >.>'

wait. I'm lost. where did reading come into this? Sorry to hear you're sick.

I looked back to the original comment and saw that you did mention that it must have been my username. I kinda skipped over that while I was reading the quote. So I felt a little stupid for skipping over that so I made the comment about not reading.

 

[Blow_Pop]

Ah, I haven't heard that one yet but I could see it. Though it's all the same in the end, no matter why you thought I was a girl. Also I can read, I'm just real sick at the moment >.>'

wait. I'm lost. where did reading come into this? Sorry to hear you're sick.

I looked back to the original comment and saw that you did mention that it must have been my username. I kinda skipped over that while I was reading the quote. So I felt a little stupid for skipping over that so I made the comment about not reading.

OOOOOooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh NOW I get it.......I feel stupid right now

 

[staika]

Ah, I haven't heard that one yet but I could see it. Though it's all the same in the end, no matter why you thought I was a girl. Also I can read, I'm just real sick at the moment >.>'

wait. I'm lost. where did reading come into this? Sorry to hear you're sick.

I looked back to the original comment and saw that you did mention that it must have been my username. I kinda skipped over that while I was reading the quote. So I felt a little stupid for skipping over that so I made the comment about not reading.

OOOOOooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh NOW I get it.......I feel stupid right now

Don't worry you're in good company. I felt stupid earlier so I guess that makes us even XD

 

[schrodinger]

some rather good looking men in this thread~

oh fuck it, might as well join in the fun.

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bitches don't know about my scarves.

 

[Lynx]

Sorta like this. Sadly I'm not a real redhead... .___ .

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[JagermanXcell]

Welp, its time to reveal my true form.

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Long story short, I don't normally dress like that. I re-inacted the scene from 500 Days of Summer to ask the girl on the left to prom.

Wow, I feel like a baby on the Escapist compared to everyone else. >_>

Wait, which scene? That's like my favourite movie and I can't think of a single "will you go out with me" scene. Feel free not to reply because in the meantime I'm going to assume you mean you slept with her and then organised a huge dance routine with dozens of people for when you left the house the next morning. Respect man.

This one:
I did it right outside her class, with the help of 4 friends as back up dancers, and my sister being one of the band geeks hooked me up and got her geeks together to provide the out of nowhere band to come down her class' hallway. As for getting laid afterwards... better luck next time.
But, I did get to graduate high school as "that one ballsy guy, who did that kick-ass proposal".
+1 boasting/confidence.

 

[Jaythulhu]

Hmmm... seen many of these threads over the years, but never bothered posting in one before. Oh well, why the hell not. It's about time you all saw the true awesomeness that is me.

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this is the only non-child photo of me in existence where I don't have facial hair. Taken at my little sister's wedding earlier this year.

And just for fun....

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my boss took this one after we'd had a "taste test" of several new varieties of booze at work. Yes, I'm sloshed, and yes, we tasted a LOT of alcohol that afternoon.

 

[Poetic Nova]

You want ugly? Feast your eyes on THIS:

Spoiler: Lit up, or insanely smug?

This was taken when I was just learning how to take pictures with my new phone. Turns out, there's a button on the side of the phone that you can use to take pictures, instead of doing gymnastics with your hand.

Hahaha--god. You couldn't make yourself look that bad if you tried. I'm giving Ricky Gervais a run for his money. Love Ricky Gervais, btw.

I hardly want to call that ugly, good sir.

 

[TheFunPolice]

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH ! You're almost a little too adorable to be on this website.. YOUR COSPLAY OF ROXY IS SO GREAT!

I'M GONNA POST MORE! Show the poser side of me..

Spoiler: This is the newest photo of me, I just got my first suit!

Spoiler: slappin dat funkeh bass yo

Spoiler: This was back in July when I was performing with my band :D

We're called Captain Fabulous and The Rainbow Brigade...

I'm Captain Fabulous...

Spoiler: and this one, FOR ENTIRELY IRONIC PURPOSES.