What do YOU taste like?

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

At the moment sweat and probably very nasty, I have a bad fever.

Any other time I suppose coffee since that's what I most drink, that or brandy, not quite sure yet.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Right now, I taste like cherry Lucozade due to it exploding on me. >>;

 

[bulldogftw]

I taste like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnXWFcFRzpE

 

[JoshGod]

Bacon. I have had the bad luck to be able to smell myself while I burn. I smell of bacon ergo, I must taste of bacon. Stands to reason. Also, as bacon is the god of foods.... what does that make me?

Dinner!
OT
I taste rather bland, i suppose that's good for cannibals.

 

[Trivun]

I actually know what my blood tastes like, it's similar to a coin like a penny or two-pence piece. And no, I don't have a habit of drinking blood, I simply tend to suck on minor wounds (like if I scratch myself or something). Easiest way to get rid of the blood if I don't have a tap or a tissue anywhere, or something...

Otherwise, I guess I'd be a little bit salty, but otherwise fairly bland, like chicken, as I don't tend to eat a lot of spicy stuff (don't get me wrong, I like eating spicy food and do so whenever possible, but I don't cook often, being a lazy student I miss a lot of meals and also tend to just buy pasta lunches from my student union shop...).

 

[Golem_the_Golem]

lol vore much but i would say beef cuz im whats for dinner.

 

[Batfred]

Bacon. I have had the bad luck to be able to smell myself while I burn. I smell of bacon ergo, I must taste of bacon. Stands to reason. Also, as bacon is the god of foods.... what does that make me?

Dinner!
OT
I taste rather bland, i suppose that's good for cannibals.

I hadn't thought of that answer. I was angling more for the God conclusion ;-)
By the way, check out a polish seasoning called vegeta. I think it may be a brand name. I don't care how bland you are, this stuff makes everything taste good.

 

[Illesdan]

If I'm not coffee flavored I'm going to be so disappointed.

This. Extra sugary and very creamy. I'd go down smooth.

 

[InfiniteSingularity]

Sex

 

[GeorgW]

I taste like me...
I really don't know what to sy, I've eaten me and it's nothing special.

 

[Thamian]

*licks palm, then wrist*

Erm... the former had a salty edge to it (probably down to kinda sweaty palms), the latter tasted like... me.

Tbh, this sort of question is always going to result in troll-esque answers, or honest ones like I just gave.

That being said, if you got someone else to try it and give you an honest and complete response of what you taste like (say, a sexual partner of some description) then you might get somewhere, because of course you taste like yourself, but since the other person doesn't have that filter/blockage then you might (note might, because of course you could lose your SO to the sheer wierdness of the question in the process) get a meaningful answer.

 

[Angry Camel]

Mustard, ham, milk drinks and icecream. That being said I'm very skinny, so good luck filling up on my torso without getting bone fragments between your teeth

 

[JoshGod]

Bacon. I have had the bad luck to be able to smell myself while I burn. I smell of bacon ergo, I must taste of bacon. Stands to reason. Also, as bacon is the god of foods.... what does that make me?

Dinner!
OT
I taste rather bland, i suppose that's good for cannibals.

I hadn't thought of that answer. I was angling more for the God conclusion ;-)
By the way, check out a polish seasoning called vegeta. I think it may be a brand name. I don't care how bland you are, this stuff makes everything taste good.

Then surely it would taste better with bacon, no?

 

[ImNotHereAnymore]

I would taste like wasabi.

 

[ShyBunny]

Broccoli!

..

..what?

 

[gustcq]

creamy white chocolate

 

[Garrsus]

my finger tips taste like the poisen i killed people with *drops dead*

 

[Snake Plissken]

I taste like unicorn farts.

 

[icyneesan]

Sunshine, Lollipops, Rainbows, Everything!

 

[Rofl-Mayo]

I just licked myself. My hand tastes like Axe Twist so... yeah, I'd taste like Axe because everything I use is an Axe product. They won't like the way I'd taste I think.