What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Got run over by a parked bicycle

 

[UltraDeth]

His body was not prepared for the cupcakes he saw on my tea party

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Is the victim in half the urban legends ever told.

 

[UltraDeth]

Has a tooth filling made of solid Colgate

 

[Scde2]

Played a role as one of the ewoks in the two made-for-tv ewok films

 

[UltraDeth]

Thought Ahegao was a Portuguese composer

 

[Barbas]

Has three eyes.

 

[UltraDeth]

Lost an elephant once

 

[chromatic fairytale]

Ate a donut straight from the dumpster! D:

 

[UltraDeth]

Sat on a shoe and couldn't sit down for days

 

[Barbas]

Is a dirty Thalmor!

 

[UltraDeth]

Asks people to help find his car keys, but because of his accent they think he's saying he's lost his "kidneys"

 

[UltraDeth]

Does this weird afternoon ritual involving butter knives

 

[Barbas]

Can convert pastries into poop sculptures.

 

[UltraDeth]

Played 4th villager in a Live-action role-play and put it on his resume

 

[UltraDeth]

Discovered Yuri when they played Splatoon

 

[Barbas]

Flatly refused to vote for Hoover.

 

[UltraDeth]

Was playing the cello during the rehearsal of Violin concerto in D Major, when a motorbike crashed through the roof killing the composer

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has truly awful taste in art.

 

[Barbas]

Finds honey unspeakably racist.