what do you want on your tombstone.

[Je Suis Ubermonkey]

"Here he who lies here lies."

Or

"Alas this man's lover, rapt in fornication'
Forgot rule one of erotic asphyxiation;
When a panicked gargle is all that is heard,
That gargle is always the safety word."

 

[shadeira]

UNKNOWN
next to A.Stanton ;-)

I wonder who will dig the gold dollars...

 

[Doclector]

Funny: "remember this as the day you almost killed capta...oh, crap."

Serious: "you can't take the sky from me".

 

[Vault Girl]

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

 

[Oro44]

"Here lies a man known but to God. And his friends and family. So go bug them about it."

 

[spartandude]

probably this

Spoiler

 

[someonehairy-ish]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE.


Also stop nicking that one off Spike Milligan- 'I told you I was ill.'

 

[Febel]

In really small text so they'll have to get close to read:
"Stop fucking standing on my chest."

"Alas this man's lover, rapt in fornication'
Forgot rule one of erotic asphyxiation;
When a panicked gargle is all that is heard,
That gargle is always the safety word."

OK...I like that, A lot.

 

[jakeblues1295]

Mine would say "Here lies (name), second fastest hands in the west."

 

[The Funslinger]

Here Lies (blank)

Buried upside down so the whole world can kiss his arse.

 

[geier]

Here lies emperor of earth

 

[carletonman]

-30- (Its an oldschool journalism reference that denotes the end of a story)

 

[Kargathia]

What you are now I used to be;

what I am now you will be.

 

[cameron196789]

If you are reading this tombstone, then get the hell of my lawn.

 

[Febel]

i wont be having a tombstone, i want to be cremated.

and hopefully ill have enough cash to afford getting my ashes put in a container and launched into space to fly across the universe until they hit something. thats what i would like

Yes, in perhaps a thousand years time you will be the bug hitting someone's wind...er... spaceshield

alternativly:
"This was the first time I died."

Or, for another escapist reference:
"I didn't press X in time."

 

[ajemas]

Here lies (Name), potential zombie.

 

[Caveworm]

'Here lies St Ed...and why not?'

 

[baka52]

[name here]
buried alive
or
LEEROY!